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Propaganda:

Unico -

"He was created by the Godfather of manga Osamu Tezuka as a Sanrio character. He's so wholesome."

(Note: Unico also has a transformation where he can become a fully grown horse that looks more traditionally horse-like)

Buchwald -

Humorist Art Buchwald’s original list of handy excuses, conveniently updated as a public service:

Everyone does it.

What about Hillary’s emails?

A President can’t keep track of EVERYTHING his staff does.

The Press is blowing the whole thing up.

Whatever Trump did was for national security.

The Democrats are sore because they lost the election.

Are you going to believe a rat like James Comey or the President of the United States?

Wait till ALL the facts come out.

What about Hillary’s emails?

If you impeach Trump, you get Pence.

The only thing wrong with Russian collusion is that they got caught.

What about Daniel Ellsberg stealing the Pentagon Papers?

It happens in Europe all the time.

People would be against Trump no matter what he did.

I’d rather have a crook in the White House than a fool.

L.B.J. used to read FBI reports every night.

What’s the big deal about finding out what your opposition is up to?

The President was too busy running the country to know what was going on.

What about Hillary’s emails?

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Hillary would have lost anyway.

Maybe the Trump campaign went a little too far, but they were just a bunch of eager kids.

I’m not for breaking the law, but sometimes you have to do it to save the country.

Trump made a mistake. He’s only human.

Do you realize what these investigations are doing to the dollar abroad?

What about Harry Truman, and the deep freeze scandal?

Barack Obama did a lot worse things.

I’m sick and tired of hearing about Russian collusion and so is everybody else.

This thing should be tried in the courts and not on television.

When Trump gives his explanation of what happened there are going to be a lot of people in this country with egg on their faces.

My country right or wrong.

What about Hillary’s emails?

I think the people who make all this fuss about Russian collusion should be shot.

If the Democrats had the money they would have done the same thing.

I never trusted Manafort and Flynn to start with.

If you say one more word about Russian collusion I’ll punch you in the nose.

If the person is bigger than you: “If you say one more word about Russian collusion I’m leaving the house.”

Traducción de Enrique Salas y Sol Correa, publicada por la editorial argentina Buchwald.