#bubbagumps

Your dedication to watch her entire filmography is the dedication I aspire to have in life! Which was your favorite?

asdjash it’s more like restlessness. Blade Runner 2049 obviously :D idk if you care enough about it i just want to talk about it here are my short opinions on everything she’s done:

her Cuban projects (Una rosa de Francia, Madrigal, El edén perdido) are pretty much the same. she plays a young woman paired with a much older man and wants to leave the island. she also does nudity in all of these films which is suspicious. totally skippable

El Internado: worth a watch. if you’re into teen mystery shows and you like drama, you’re gonna love it. a guilty pleasure kind of show, but i like it guilt-free

Mentiras y gordas: ugh. idk i feel like this genre of ‘edgy youth’ european comedies and that’s one of them. 2/10

Hispania, la leyenda: Nerea is my girlfriend! she deserved better! basically Ana plays a spanish girl who gets captured by romans on her wedding day and is turned into a slave/praetor’s wife’s maiden, then she escapes and joins the fight against the roman empire. there were powerful moments like ‘i’d rather die a free woman than live like a slave’ and ‘if i can die for my country i can fight for it’. she basically starts a women warrior group but then they abandon the whole idea after 2 episodes. very soapy, and not that great. women are beautiful though

El callejón: actually fun? vampires. confined to just one location horror movie. 5-6/10

Faraday: Ana has a veeeeery small cameo. the movie starts promising with a scream 4 quote as its epigraph (which is you know a Choice) but it’s all downhill from there. kinda embarrassing really. don’t watch it.

Por un puñado de besos: solid romantic comedy only not really a comedy. interesting premise, and it kinda delivers on it. WATCH IT!

Knock Knock: Keanu Reeves’ monologue is peak Writing. could be better, i don’t hate it as much as critics do. Ana is cute

Anabel: ????????? what the fuck? creepy in a not good way. post-modern architecture. really weird. probably way ahead of its time or it somehow seeped through from an alternate reality

Exposed skip that Daughter of God: actually pretty good. 2 or 3 plot twists depending on what you consider a twist. a think piece. quite interesting themes. recommend it

Hands of Stone: quite disjointed at places and not very original, but fine overall

War Dogs: sure why not? it’s fun. Ana doesn’t do much bu you know whatever

Overdrive: OMG pre-pubescent boy’s wet dream. wishes it were the fast and the furious. not good. really shitty. ANA IS BEAUTIFUL THOUGH AND I’M GONNA REWATCH IT

BLADE RUNNER 2049: HELLO HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLOG??????

Corazón: one of my faves actually. i know the whole short film is basically an ad for montefiore hospitals or whatever but it’s good. Ana acts her heart (get it?) out. a simple story is elevated by Bradford Young’s cinematography. really recommend it.

Anima, Y de postre, qué, Perrito chino: are short films, sure......... not life-transforming but not awful either

france

germany

spain

greece

italy

I know these aren’t very specific but anywhere within those countries i’d love to visit!

OMG AGREED, whenever I see something about him I kinda roll my eyes. He's cute I guess but DAMN, calm down guys!

The Sound of Music

Jurassic Park

The Wizard of Oz

The Silence of the Lambs

Star Wars: Episode V -The Empire Strikes Back