#bta dan

~One explanation later~

Dan: And guys just sat there?!

Dazai: It’s not that big of a deal it’s fine.

Dan: You’re telling me some guy-

Dazai: Akutagawa.

Dan: You’re telling me Aku-…wait really?!

Dazai: Yup.

Dan: Woah…oh…ohhhh.

Dazai: It’s fine.

Dan: You’re telling me that THE Ryunnosuke Akutugawa was here saying horrible things about Dazai and you two were just sitting there doing nothing?!

Ango: It wasn’t about him per say it was about his book.

Dan: That’s even worse!

Chuuya: I just want the record to show I tried to stop him.

Dan: Thank you so much :)

I’m just saying the No longer human book becomes tainted scene would’ve turned out very different had Dan been present for it.

Dazai (tainted): I’m gonna kill the next person I see! I swear to god!