#brusbands

Loki: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Thor: Wha-

God Loki and his God bodyguard slash brusband

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Loki : What the -

Loki : Did you just propose to yourself? For me?

Thor : Well, someone had to do it.

Yesss same bestie real ones will always stick with their favourite ships

I was into thorki when the first Thor movie came out but then lost interest.

Anyways

Here's a Thorki smut with a sprinkle of Christmasy vibes.

It took me three weeks to write this because i am stupid (I fractured my ankle and tore the ligament)

Honorary tags mentions: Crossdressing kink, grumpy Thor, oh and he's jealous for no reason

Excerpt:

"Let's go home; we can do things, you know," Thor says in the last part with a saucy wink.

"Wow, you are so romantic."

“Let me take you home. We'll have our own party there, preferably you under the Christmas tree,"—a dramatic pause—"naked."

A woman close by lets out a loud gasp, which causes Loki to splutter and apologise, rationalising Thor's recklessness.

“Thor!”