#brucexnat

Nah, I mean, unlike a lot of people, I didn’t mind the Bruce/Nat ship, because I low-key started shipping them after the first Avengers movie.  They had a lot of interesting chemistry in the Calcutta scene, and I thought they could be good for each other.  Now, I will admit that the execution of the pairing was just clumsy as fuck, but I put that down to Joss not having a goddamn clue about how to write it, not because I hate the idea of the pairing.

Your favourite non-canon ship? You already know I’m going to say Steve/Thor, woman. No one should be surprised by this. :D (Look, Bucky/Steve is canon as far as I’m concerned, and you can’t convince me any different. Even Brubaker ships them. And Markus & McFeely have said more than once that they consider them soulmates.)

Is there a ship you feel gets undeserved hate in fandom? Either Bruce/Nat or Bucky/Nat, pick your poison. I love both, for different reasons, and both have gotten a LOT of bashing over the years. (And we all know why.)

Send me a ship and I’ll fill this out accordingly:

Ahh yes my newest ship. Natasha Romanoff x Bruce Banner

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:Probably whoever had a nightmare that night (just kidding, I love breaking my own heart). I wanna say they wake up together usually or Bruce wakes up and then works on shit until an acceptable time to wake up Nat.

Who’s the one to make breakfast:Bruce ! And he wakes up Nat. Or he lets it slip his mind while he’s busy working and Nat walks up behind him and surprises him with coffee. 

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:Bruce. But Nat takes care of her Doctor when he gets sick. Nat refuses to admit she gets sick ever. Ever.

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:Nat. She enjoys spicy mornings. Bruce does his best to keep up.

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:Nat. And on bad days, Bruce.

Who chooses the movies:Bruce. Bruce is always finding interesting things he wants to show Nat.

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:Nat. She puts up with the movies for Bruce. She either gets distracted or is completely zoned in and wont ever shut up about what Bruce put on.

Who orders lunch:Bruce. Nat is go go go by the time lunch roles around. 

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:Bruce. Bruce wants to try it all. Nat is ticked for a second before allowing it. 

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:Bruce. Full tummy makes for sleepy Banner. 

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:Nat. Bruce gets so wrapped up in work, Nat makes it a game.

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:Ooo this is a tough one. I think Nat though. She has a surprising sweet tooth. Bruce loves to indulge and make up for being distracted by work.

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:Bruce. Bruce documents a lot more than just nerdy stuff.

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:Bruce in the dorkiest way possible that seems like he’s trying a little hard. Nat loves it and gives him ice cream kisses.

Who cooks dinner:Nat experiments with things she picks up. Bruce watches and helps her along the way. When he cooks it’s usually things from other countries.

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:THEY’RE BOTH HORRIBLE AT CLEANING UP. Dishes get done once every three days. Mainly out of panic of running out of dishes to use. 

Who stays up until 2 reading:Bruce always stays up. But Nat stays up to read when something catches her eye or for a mission or what have you.

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:Bruce because Nat has fallen asleep with her reading material on her face.

Pfft. At least Shrek and Fiona's love story wasn't about a pretty princess falling in love with a prince charming, she fell in love with somebody different and someone who would love her. Now I know a lot of people kicked up a god damn stink about the Bruce x Nat thing. Now I know, yes, it was thrown in our faces, but so was Clint's story with his wife and kids I was just stunned by that really. But I actually liked the Bruce x Nat chemistry and I'm not ashamed nor afraid to even admit it. Yeah there's the Clint x Nat shippers and Bucky x Nat and Steve x Nat (forgive me I heard it was in the comics or something)...but I ship anything whether it's canon or not canon. If I see the chemistry then I ship it. If I don't (like some other people may do) then I won't ship it. But I won't put shade on a ship simply because I don't like it. I actually feel threatened to be on Tumblr and blog or reblog Bruce x Nat stuff or anything else I ship that's not really a popular ship because I know there's people in the shadows waiting to attack.

So while a majority may not like the ship. I DO. And I will be vocal about it.

#1 BRUCE X NAT SUPPORTER