#brucethegerbilbatman

Hey Baegels. don’t fucking tag me in shit when you’ve blocked me from responding. I don’t play nice.

I want you to picture something. My dad died earlier this year and was laying on the floor for ten days until the neighbors reported a smell and the police found his body. I have spent months thinking every day about my regret for not talking to him during some of his last months, imagining his lifeless corpse on the fucking floor rotting away in a lonely heap, and sporadically sobbing on Vamp because I’ve often lost control of my emotions in my grief. I am responsible for the entirety of his property, his debts, and paying off his $10k+ fucking burial. I have not even been able to go take time to drive to Ohio to visit his freshly-marked grave and say my goodbyes.

Don’t you. fucking. ever. again. accuse me of asking you to fucking die, as if I would actually wish this goddamn AGONY on another soul, as if I would wish for people to suffer like I’ve been, as if I think your life is fucking meaningless. Lets get this goddamn clear as fuck. Your shitty little argument with Roki is piss in the wind to me compared to the shit I’m going through, and frankly is irritating that you keep bringing it up whenever you want fucking attention. Make up all the “I’m the victimmmmm!!” lies to yourself all you want, but do us a favor and shut the fuck up. You are shit at communicating your issues with others, you talk in circles and claim you’re a victim, and you constantly miss the goddamn point every time someone attempts to talk sense into you. Literally everything you’ve been doing could have been handled in a much more adult way, rationally and calmly, but damn you fucking suck at it and I’m tired of hearing your shit. I feel like I have to talk like this-- to be on your uncaring immature level-- because I’ve tried being honest and patient and calm, and you think it’s cute to claim I’m “attacking” you or claiming I’m telling you to die. Do me a favor. Okay? Lean in really close to your monitor. Closer.

♔ - list all of your muses, active and non-active

Alrighty, here we go. Active muses are:

Hel

Isla Triton (yes, she’s one of those Tritons. Alana’s daughter specifically)

Grove (adopted son of the seven dwarves)

Admiral (Lady and Tramps’ son)

Andy and Hazard (these guys are from a story I’m currently working on. They don’t have last names at the moment)

Lane The Sugar Plum Prince (He’s the Sugar Plum Fairy’s kid) 

Hinrik Beowulfson (the son of Beowulf and Sunny from A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Non-active:

Ellyn Stilinski (she’s an oc for the Teen Wolf fandom who was Stiles’ cousin. She had lots of problems, but she was great)

Dusty Fae (She is also the Sugar Plum Fairy’s kid, but a Western AU version, because why not)

Todd O’Andalasia (He’s the son of Giselle from Enchanted and Bartok, the little bat from Anastasia)

Anika aka Plum, The Sugar Plum Fairy

Beowulf (He was such a grump. I miss him so much)

Maxine (Prince Eric’s dog, but genderbent because why not)

Giselle (But her storyline deviated from the film as soon as she fell into the well)

Emmeline Hawthorne (this is my original OC back when I was writing HP fanfic)

✿ - why did you choose to make your muse?

At the time I created Hel I was part of a forum that allowed you to play muses from animated films or books and the characters would be sent to this school to be educated. So all characters that were originally animals would be human at this school. 

But there were other people who were playing Norse myth characters and I had only recently discovered my love of Norse Mythology. I had already created Beowulf at the time and he was freaking out about his gods being at his school, which was hilarious. But then someone made a Loki. And then I was like yup. This is a thing I need to do. I need to make Hel. So I did. And then people started playing her brothers and it was THE BEST THING EVER!!!!

❃ - what’s a really small way you’re similar to your muse?

sleep well! and try not to be too hard to yourself. you'll be good again in no time for sure. I hug you!

@bruce-the-gerbil-batman

The 12 years old Audrey definitely needed to find a way home. It was long after the sun set and the moon seemed to be high in the sky (although it was hard to tell with all these “street” lights on. They were hurting her eyes.

The shoes she got from Lou were a bit too big on her and they made a clapping sound as she went. Well to be honest she was making that sound on purpose. It was funny. And also giving her a bit more of a courage. 

Some doodles from today’s Drawpile session with @bruce-the-gerbil-batman. Thanks so much for introducing these awesome programs, hun!

Left is the Bog King from the movie Strange Magic. Tried my hand at him, using reference from google.

“Send me a 🎧 and I’ll say at least 3 songs that my muse would have on a playlist for yours“

JAWS Theme Song (Bruce playing the part of doomed beach-goer. This plays in his head every time he sees Bruce send her a gift lol)

Kick Some Ass by Stroke 9

The Girl Is Mine by Michael Jackson (originally, but I can’t stand his voice so here’s a cover of it)

Send me 💬 and my muse will describe yours in three words

Hel was lost. This was not unusual for the goddess, however, as she was prone to wandering through Midgard and losing her way. Not that she minded being lost. She had very little need to sleep, so the dwelling she currently inhabited was not terribly necessary. 

Hel quite enjoyed wandering and it was as she was wandering that she noticed the seemingly wayward soul. Though she did note that this particular soul seemed to be marked by magic in some way. How intriguing it was.