#brotp stuff

"She is our pet now,davey <3"

Anytime Laurie does/says something annoying or even just like. Tells a really bad joke or something like that Jo just looks him dead in the eye and is like “I Will convince Amy to leave you”

“How are you planning to do that?” “I’m her big sister she has to do what I say.” “Name one time when that’s ever worked.” “...Fair point.”

On the flipside, Jo after she does something minorly annoying and Laurie jokes about not wanting to be friends anymore: “Well you shouldn’t have married my sister then. March sisters are a package deal you’re stuck with me for life” 

One time Jo and Amy were having an argument, probably not even about anything important just like a dumb sister argument and they asked Laurie for his opinion and the concept of having to pick a side between them caused him to freeze up for like ten seconds so now they’re constantly getting into fake fights which they then ask his opinion on just to fuck with him

Also these fake arguments keep getting dumber and dumber until it’s shit like “Laurie which of us do you think is right about what the best kind of soup is?” 

Laurie just knows the most random things about Jo now, like embarrassing stuff from when she was a really little kid that Amy told him about. It drives Jo absolutely up the wall

“Teddy how do you know that I never told you any of that???” “Oh your sister told me” “Which sister?” “...The one I’m married to??”

Jo gets her revenge the next time she sees Amy and immediately greets her with Amy you’ve got to help me I need you to tell me about dumb things your husband has done now. Amy does the sisterly thing and doesn’t even ask for a reason she just sells him out with 0 hesitation 

Every so often Jo will walk up to Laurie, swat his arm, and say something along the lines of “Hey I remember your wife being born!” and then walk off before he can respond 

The next step up from this is her being like “You know Teddy you’re married to my little sister now...that basically makes you my little brother by association…” “Jo please I’m a year older than you” “Basically a toddler. A tiny baby.” 

Also please consider Jo being cranky that they got married in Europe because she always thought if Laurie ever got married she’d be the best man! 

“Wouldn’t you be one of the bridesmaids? I mean Amy’s your sister-” “You’re saying I can’t be both? Horrendous, now I truly know how it feels to be betrayed by one’s family” 

Actually considering Laurie and Amy’s entire dynamic Jo now has the Ultimate Weapon because anytime Laurie’s being smug or bossy or anything Jo can just respond with “wow those are some bold words for someone who takes orders from my little sister” “Jo, I don’t take orders -” “Oh you absolutely do”

I finally finished my Little Women fic about Jo and Laurie Awkwardly Becoming Friends Again!! If I may take a second to brag I think it’s genuinely the best thing I’ve ever written (which is admittedly....not much) and I had so much fun every second of writing this!!

I wrote a Miles fic for @arospecfanworksweek day 3: awareness!

leave a brotp/platonic ship in my ask|| from this meme

who steals french fries off the other’s plate

Bond tends to have his mind on other things and doesn’t always finish his food, so Q will just nonchalantly pick from it. 

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple

I want to say Bond, to tease  Q (Q would probably just be flustered if asked) 

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

Obviously, Q bails Bond out every time. But if Q was arrested and jailed, I imagine James storming the place to get him out

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

Bond has experience. He gives blunt advice to a very horrified Q. 

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes

Hmmm … yeah, Q would attempt to cheat because Bond is so damn good at everything. 

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk

Q, so he can feel taller

who starts and who wins the pillow fights

Q starts them but Bond wins cause it usually ends in wrestling

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush