BroncoVision: Debunking the Myth
Submitted by A Beautiful Bronco
In case you haven't heard the term "BroncoVision" before, let me enlighten you: it stems from the idea that the entire student body at Cal Poly Pomona is, on average, at least 2 points lower on the 1-10 attractiveness scale than the rest of the world. Therefore, BroncoVision is the gradual lowering of standards, so that someone who might usually be a "7", now looks like a "9" - basically, long-term beer goggles.
I OBJECT. Besides being overtly shallow and gross, BroncoVision is based on a flawed premise. The grass is always greener on the other side. I present you with some photographic evidence:
Look at Erin. Erin is a Bronco.
Both of these girls go to Cal Poly Pomona.
Madeleine goes to Cal Poly Pomona.
Emily is a Bronco too.
Our campus is covered in beautiful people, not to meantion interesting, unique, inspring, intelligent people. So enough of this BroncoVision nonsense.
