Jun 12, 2024
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I don’t know if words can adequately express how unsettling I find this figure.
So... are these meant to be two-legged cows, or are we meant to assume that they’ve been sawn in half and mounted in horrifying taxidermy form atop the shelf?
No, no, no! You’re not supposed to launch the Angry Birds in real life! They’re not--
*CRASH*
Headless Harry and his dearly deceased wife Blue Bertha, found at Rataplan (a Dutch thrift store)
I’m glad to see that thrift figurine horror is an international affliction.
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Bulbous legless one-horned cow is rightfully traumatized.
One-winged golf ball angel.
I’ll bet her theme song is not as epic as Sephiroth’s.
I’m sure these two were originally holding a bowl or something, but it’s better if you imagine their dramatic poses as part of some sort of choreography. I’m picturing a bunch of chimps snapping and stalking across the shelf, a la West Side Story.
Also, check that bear statue’s thousand-yard stare... Maybe he’s just trying really hard to ignore the simian floor show.