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WARNING: DO NOT OPEN ANY OF THE LINKS IN THESE EMAILS!  This is SPAM, people! 

From:  [email protected] 

Original Email:

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My response:

Dear  [email protected],

Wow.  I don’t even...just....wow.  First of all, thank you for taking the time to write to me.  I really needed to be reminded that the world is a terrible, terrible place today.  I don’t really approve of anything that you really typed at all.  Although I guess your grammar is better than most spam I receive.  While I appreciate the beauty of the human form in all its many colors and sizes, I would not at this moment care to get involved in  your...er...business.  I would say that your over the age of 37 discrimination is terrible, but let’s face it,  that’s the least of what’s wrong with you.  What the hell is going on down there in Anguilla?  I didn’t even know there WAS and Anguilla!  How racist is it that your country was once a part of the slave trade?  In fact, according to wikipedia, inn 1819, there were 360 Europeans, 320 free Africans, and 2451 slaves living in Anguilla.  I’m so glad to see that, despite the fact slavery is theoretically a thing of the past, you have found a way to continue that shining legacy in the digital age.  Thanks, but no thanks.  

Yours,