#britpack

Today we welcome our new blog H00r, but old friend, @TwoPeas1pod to the team!  This is her first official post and rambling with @PrettySparklies. ENJOY!  <--PS: Yep, you read that right, she’s totally OLD! :P PS: What a way to end a Tuesday and start off hump day...talking about Rob’s ASS!  Not only were we given the trailer for Bel Ami, but today tons of fans in Belgium got to WATCH THE MOVIE!

Why didn't they pick the USA to get the film first?

TP1P: WTF? There is a new trailer? *googles while booking flight to Belgium* I am so outta the loop. PS: Oh well, apparently it’s not “new” cuz you made me doubt myself, so I googled it too! Ha!  But it’s the new HD version. ;)

TP1P: So we get to see Rob’s bare ass in HD? Like so super clear we can see if he’s *cough* hairy. *runs to watch* WHY exactly did the fans in Belgium get it today? *whiny American spoiled brat voice* PS:  Because the US sucks and doesn’t think we’re ready for angry Rob and his bare ass! TP1P: don’t shoot me. But I find myself watching the trailer and trying to figure out what the heck kinda accent he has in this movie? Is he speaking American?? lol. PS: I DID THE SAME THING!  I feel like he’s kinda using his own Americanized accent...maybe? TP1P: I keep thinking of that interview K just did where she said he’s lost his British. I  kinda hope they are snuggled up on the couch with Bear somewhere right now and she’s still talking in her SWATH - so he gets his brit-boy back. PS: Why does that thought make me all giddy and breathless? TP1P: Perhaps he needs another road trip. I think Sam and Marcus and Tom could beat some brit-boy back into him. But that also means caveman amish Rob has to come back. *smh* PS: Pretty please!!! TP1P: Wait. How did we get off his ass?? We need to be back on his ass. PS: Either is fine with me! *grins*  But yes, seeing Rob thrusting from a bird’s eye view completely naked, within the first 5 minutes of the movie??? YES, PLEASE! TP1P: Seriously? THAT is what the Belgium chickas are saying? PLEASE tell me it’s not thrusting into Uma. Cause I kinda can’t stand her. PS: Yep! And they said it’s some random hooker or something though. So, you’re safe! :D TP1P: I’ll take random hooker... All the women in this movie seem way to old for him. PS: And while I agree, it makes me feel really old saying that Christina Ricci is old. *sigh* TP1P:  Fuck. *am I allowed to say fuck on here?? #newbie* She is probably OUR age. *smh*. Course... we are kinda too old for him too. I guess we’d look like that... PS: Bahaha! You’re so cute! Fuck all you want, lady! ;)  ….and I suppose we are, but a girl *ahem* can dream! TP1P: *tears self away from Googling ‘Rob’s Ass’.... sorry bb. What did you just say?! PS: You can look at Rob’s ass and fuck all you want! o.O TP1P: There really are pics of Rob if all you Google is ‘Rob’s Ass’. Cause I mean... You know... what OTHER Rob would you possibly be searching for? PS: *runs and googles “rob’s ass”* PS: mmmm...All I can think about is “are those the peen pants?” TP1P: bb I TOTALLY do NOT think that is really Rob’s ass! I think THAT pic of some random guy standing in some really ugly motel ballroom somewhere. I mean. I don’t think Rob would EVER be in a room with carpet that fulgy!? PS: Yeah and I was thinking that butt is a little too bubbly....but girl you know that Rob would totally wear that carpet as well as upholster his furniture with it! o.O TP1P: I need to get more excited for this movie than I am *ducks*. It’s wrong that I am not over the moon about bare naked moleness... But when the thrusting isn’t into kristen... I don’t know... it’s just not the same for me.  I know. I know. I have issues. PS: I’m right there with you. I kinda feel guilty after reading the Belgium fans’ accounts of the film on Robstenation, because I really hadn’t planned to see in the theatre.  More than likely I was just going to wait til dvd. I’m such a bad fan. :( TP1P: Now see... will it only play in little art house theatres? Cause there is one downtown that I dragged MrTP1P to for Welcome To The Rileys.  I will totally drag him again, BUT there better be some naked bewbies from some of those old ladies in the film cause if it’s just naked Rob crack he will be mad. He was kinda bummed WTTR didn’t have a lil more ‘skin’. PS: Bahahahaha!  ….and Uh oh...I did more googling and now I’m totally ashamed to say I’m a Rob fan.....that is Rob Kardashian’s ass!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TP1P: See! I know my ass! I don’t think you can afford to wait till the DVD sweetie... I think you need a Rob Ass tutorial as soon as those Belguim chicks finish with it and send it across the pond to us.  You need to study up. When do we get it? *bad fan asks other bad fan*.  Stops to ponder. I wonder if the moles go all the way down?? PS: Hahahahaha! So, I like to “buy movies for free off the internet.”  That’s how I’ll catch up before the dvd comes out. ;)  …..Ugh, now I can’t stop googling Rob’s ass...I’m trying to find the picture of his cute ass in that maroon suit...my fav suit ever! But, this will do: TP1P:  you said I was allowed... so: fuuuuuuuuuuck..... boy should never use a belt. Ever. PS: Hmm...when does it come to the states?  IMDB says March 2nd! TP1P: Just drew a molely crack on my calendar! PS: ROFLMAO! I hope he doesn’t have moles in his crack, cuz that would suck. hehe TP1P: Quick. Who do we know in Belgium? They should know by now...  *goes back to original whining like a stupid American* PS: Hmm...I dunno...do we know anyone? Do you?!  *sobs* TP1P: Sadly... I know Rob’s ass when I see it... but I do NOT know anyone in Belgium.  I think there are a whole lotta girls in Belgium today who have people asking to be their new besties. PS: FOR SURE!  I’m in your twitter feed stalking your timeline. Okay, Okay....we’re done beating it... *twss* Happy Humpin’ H00r Wednesday!!

WELCOME TO CRAZY-TOWN, TWOPEAS1POD!

Sorry for keeping you waiting until Sunday for the Weekly Breakdown.  PS was on a mini weekend vacation and UT has been sick. We hope you enjoy the breakdown, after the jump: September 6th LTT: Well when you put it that way"¦

PS: Hahahaha! The people I'm on a mini vacay with right now really hate the writing in books and think Bella is a whiney, obnoxious, over dramatic twit. I feel SOOOO out numbered, but they loved that first video. PS:ROFLMAO I laughed sooo hard at the "baby" growing in her belly!! That was soo hilarious! They loved the 2nd one as well. UT: I know. I was laughing so hard at those videos, I got shushed by the Unicorn who is trying to study. They have a point though. If you look at the story out of context, Breaking Dawn really is a creepy novel.

September 7th LTR: Recycling Day on LTR

PS: OH COME ON UC!!! The Tuck again!?!?! Can we never mention this again please?!?!? UT: *shudder* Exactly. I stared at that photo for at least 10 minutes. It's like a train wreck. Don't wanna look, but can't look away. PS: Rob is not depressed because he has wonderful friends, family and Kristen to escape from the craziness with. UT: Rob is not depressed because his alter-ego is Edward who is depressed (at least for a while) enough for both of them. PS: Oh Edward's not depressed now....both have their lady and they're gettin' it on! :P UT: That's why I said for a while :P LOL

September 8th LTT: The latest & the greatest Twilight news brought to you by LTT

PS: UC, you read my mind. WTH? A Miley movie called L.O.L.?!? UT: I can't say anything about Miley. My toddler's current favorite movie is Bolt. But naming a movie L.O.L.? How lame! PS: Why does Rami creep me out and why does he look familiar? *looks him up on imdb* He was in Gilmore Girls? UT: Yeah, Rami creeps me out too, but not as much as that weird-ass gif of the guy signing "butterfly" . WTF's up with that? And Rami was on GG? When? Was it just a guest cameo or something? PS: Wait! What? I guess I missed that gif. And I don't know about GG...I couldn't find any useful information.....hahahaha! I like Jon Heder... PS: Oh, that little girl is super cute, but she is way too big to be book Renesmee. Yeah, I'm thinking Renesmee will be homeschooled. haha! PS: LTT is definitely the best source for accurate news! ;)

LTR: Rob goes to Texas, watches "the game," meets some Tech girls and Lubbock fails to get it on video

PS: Yeah, no vids Lubbock? Nice car Jordan! ;) PS: He is definitely on his way to his lady, Kristen..." all signs point to yes" I can't help it! I'm a Robsten shipper :O UT: I kinda feel bad for him. He's obviously going to the middle of nowhere hoping to not be recognized. At the same time, I'd still be that fan asking for a picture and an autograph. PS: Yeah, I think he likes the fans though. It's the papz and people posing as fans that just want to get stuff to sell...they are the ones that practically attack him. PS: *picturing the britpack at spring break*

September 10th LTT: I'm always in this Twilight, in the shadow of your heart

PS: You had me with the Florence lyrics! PS: I cannot believe UC & Moon met Stephenie either! So awesome! I'm sooo jealous! PS: I LOVE Florence and the Machine. When I hear that song I think of Twilight in general myself. I get warm Twilight fuzzies. *hears UC saying "˜I wish I knew how to quit you!* PS: We are right there with you ladies! What makes Twilight so special? These friends I'm with say the writing is awful and it's just the story, but I argued with them "it has to be good writing to get soooo many people in the world to read." People like me, who can't finish a chapter in a weekend let alone FOUR BOOKS! People like me, who have NEVER re-read a book before IN MY LIFE and I'M in my 30's! People like me who have never read a vampire or romance book in my life. I'm am hooked! Totally, in it for the long haul. PS: I wish I could go to #LegHitch2011, but I just don't see it being possible, financially. :( UT: Wow, this was such a long post. The part where Moon says, "She [Stephenie] said when you have kids you have to give up part of yourself, and writing let her find a new part of herself or remember that she wasn't "just a mom." I think that was the part that affected me the most." It's ironic that for her, Twilight was her escape from mom-hood. For me, it was just the opposite. Twilight is so much a part of my life as a mom - mostly because I started reading them three weeks after my son was born. My life as a Twilight addict and my life as a Mom are forever entwined. Having just gone through one of the most miserable pregnancies ever (non-stop vomiting/nausea, pubic symphysis dysfunction, sacroiliac joint refusing to stay in place), I kinda felt better when I read how miserable Bella was with Nessie beating her all to hell. Thank you, Stephenie. *hugs* PS: I've created a little something for our fellow Twilight Fans. Click to Fully Enjoy! *hugs* <3

LTR: Rob Porn "“ The Interwebs edition

UT: Meh, most of the stills didn't do much for me, but the first picture where he's all hunched up laughing. He's so cute there. <3 The video that goes with that one though....OMG. Hilarious! PS: haha! yeah..hehe...did you watch the kitty video! i'm dying! hahahaa! UT: Totally missed that. Going back to watch it now. Ok, it was boring until the end. The last couple had me laughing. PS: Um, that last video was second-hand embarrassing! I had to fast fwd. *cringe* :O UT: Apparently, no one told them that they look redonkulus dry-humping furniture. PS: roflmao! Here's the most recent absurd video I've seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY UT: Bwahahaha. The Grapist. Hilarious.

September 11th LTR: Open Weekend Post: SEVEN Saturday Morning Delights

UT: Some of the faces Rob makes in that first video are just second-hand embarassing. PS: OMR I love his adorkable faces! :D UT: *snerk* adorkable. I think you just invented a new word! Gotta add that one to the list. PS: Nah! I stole it from the many Rob comments i've seen. UT: All I can think of is the ICHC's Derp site. PS & UT: SEVEN!!

Oh I just remember that Andrew is friends to Tom Sturridge, And Tom is Sienna Miller’s fiance and Sienna will replace Emma Stone as Sally Bowles and Emma is Andrew’s girlfriend!!! Lol