#britbongs

“Deputy commissioner Craig Mackey said the 'absolutely feasible' change would see the Met assessing the level of risk faced by a caller when deciding whether to send officers for a 'face to face service'.

“He said members of the public who might be prioritised in future included people with learning difficulties, the elderly and people who did not speak English as their first language.

“Healthy middle-aged men such as himself might miss out. Mr Mackey said burglary victims would 'probably always get a service' but that 'vehicle crime, those sorts of things' were among the types of offence where police might not attend unless the person affected was vulnerable.

“He admitted this was a 'difficult area' of policy, but said it could be required to help the force cope with major spending cuts over the coming years.”

“The 'Milad, Advent and Christmas Celebration' took place on Sunday at All Saints Church in Kingston upon Thames.

“In a promotional flier, the church said the service was 'Marking the birthday of Prophet Mohammed and looking forward to the birthday of Jesus'. The hour-long service included time for Islamic prayer and was followed by the cutting of a birthday cake.

“Prominent Christian blogger Adrian Hilton castigated the church for its lack of reverence for Jesus. He said the church was 'rejoicing in both, eulogising both, solemnising both, glorifying both, honouring both'.

“Hilton questioned this 'sensitively missional' approach, saying that exalting Mohammed in churches effectively proclaims that Mohammed is greater than Jesus. 

“He wrote: 'Every time a church accords Mohammed the epithet 'Prophet', they are rejecting the cruxifixion, denying the resurrection of Christ, and refuting that the Word was made flesh and dwelt among us, for Mohammed denied all of these foundational tenets of the Christian faith.'”

>Fines people for wrongspeak >Arrests people over a fucking toy >Ignores serious crimes if your skin tone is dark enough >Cries about slightly above-average summer temps (on the low-end, in the US...WITH Humidity.)