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Waking up on a Sunday morning:
Bob Barker: Closest guess to actual time on the clock wins. What is your bid?
Me: 10am.
Bob: You win! Choose your prize from the showcase.
Me: Yay, I'll take the extra cat nap, a casual lunch, and...
Bob: Now it's 1:30p.
Me: Wait. What?
Bob: You win the headache.
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Science needs to hurry up and make me live a couple of hundred years, because I've got a lot of shit I'd like to do... but I'm also really lazy.
If my unattended hobbies were dingoes, we'd be fresh out of babies.
Dear Jesus, Some random post on Facebook just informed me that you died for my sins. I swear I didn’t know. I would’ve sent a card or bought you lunch or something. But, if it makes you feel better, I’ve definitely made it worth your effort. As sins go, I picked some really good ones.
When Extra says they have spoilers for your favorite TV show, don’t worry. What they really have is 11 seconds of stock footage, 4 seconds of cast members saying, “everything changes this season”, and then an update of what Caitlyn Jenner had for lunch.
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Not the Mama! #disneyland #mrtoad #dinosaurs (at Disneyland)
A bad direct-to-dvd horror movie that manages to keep my attention. Like having my cerebrum caught in one of those finger trap puzzles.
Dear predictive text, what kind of message do you think I’m trying to send?
