"Arrogant. You are not Brielan's son, but you could pass for one, couldn't you?"
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"Arrogant. You are not Brielan's son, but you could pass for one, couldn't you?"

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The Royal Advisor
Wouldn't it be fucked up if Pritani had tumblr and it was called tumbprr or something
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Did this instead of patrols, don't let the war chief see it
#I know I should stop painting #it is not productive #I need to occupy my free time without killing my coworkers #mein art
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Get rich QUICK with my new dark crystal! -> httphs:))evilwizardsonline.mydarkcrystal.evil
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Fuck Carmine Skoll and all of his supporters
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OP is a Marian illegal immigrant
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Illegal? I AM the law, and you are a filthy war criminal @estrellas-of-arcy
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Why have you tagged me Miss Peregrin.
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Good morning beautiful <3
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My Commodore is looking especially corruptible today
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From fire are stars made; from destruction the sun burns. Death and decay exist for our benefit. We live through death.
- Messala the Four-Faced
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Oh! It's so nice when my mother is on my dash!
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You're fucking lying.
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Pritani is so beautyful....
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Didn't you die???
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NO????
#DIE????
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Hate when I take too many potions and start hearing Prelude to a Storm in a minor chord
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Me when I take opium and start hearing Messala the Four-Faced
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@nobody excuse me????
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Oh this isn't a safe space suddenly
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Does anyone want to come to the theatre with me <3
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@jehovas-shoes-for-all-sizes-and-occasions is this you???
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Pray tell I have never seen this man in my life
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Pritani fucking sucks the locals kept telling us to beware of the fairies but my brother and I just wanted a nice place to sleep and some ugly ass Prrish cunt and her kilt-wearing sidekick are trying to loop me into their theatre troup
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Wait why is she kinda
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Hate when I take too much opium and I start hearing the moaning of the unquiet dead
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Me when I smoke valerian and hear the whispering of the stars in their orbit
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I beg your pardon your highness?
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pangurban
Good evening Commodore I hope your day has been most traumatic <3 I'm sure you'll be glad to know I've made a full recovery and my ribs are fine <3 I'm sending my army of crows to your location
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I have blocked you eight times how do you keep finding my account
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Forgot about my unblocking spell, darling
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Do you guys want to climb up Raginwatch and find some cursed artifacts
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah
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It's not easy being intelligent, wealthy, aroace, and having a fat ass... but I stay strong <3
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Being a child Sethy wouldn't notice this, but Brielan is extremely fucked up and it's easy to understand why. In book 1 Brielan is still grieving their best friend while publicly pretending she's still alive and on top of that they're a necromancer. It's their job to take care of their dead friends bones. They're constantly trying to understand Messala's will by searching through her corpse. And ghost-memories of Messala popping up and acting out her daily life as if she's still alive still haunt Finnaun and it's Brielans job to snuff them out
I wonder how different things would go in a hypothetical human au of e&s, would sethy still want to be king or would they gravitate towards the office of Prime Minister, since the Prime Minister has more political power than the royal family? Erin would be Jewish afro-native, probably a daughter of Ashkenazim and Mexican crypto-Jews. I wonder if Sethy would have been raised Christian, there's no Christianity in e&s, but in a contemporary setting she'd probably convert to paganism on her own. Her family is based on a certain Protestant cult, but in a contemporary setting, would they be Protestants or Catholics? In a human au Erin in the military would translate to modern day, and she could still have a knighthood. Sethy as a wizard could definitely translate into a physicist, but druids in history could be scientists, political advisors, doctors, judges, lawyers, or priests, they were a flexible role. There's no such thing as a Royal Advisor these days, but perhaps Brielan could be a Minister. Instead of a Necromancer they could be perhaps a priest.
Of course, in a human au the conflict between cats and dogs wouldn't exist and there wouldn't really be a story, but Erin and Sethy could still come from rival families or social classes.

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Speech quirks-
Erin: talks in a sort of staccato way, never uses contractions. it's tempting to think her Saxonish is just bad, but her Saxonish is good, she just talks like that normally. Consistently inserts Ashken into her speech and being able to understand her is one of the priveleges of being her friend. Her accent is German.
Sethy: insufferable know-it-all, doesn't hesitate to use the longest synonym on hand. Thinks out loud in long soliloquy, and doesn't know when she does it. The more uncomfortable she is in a social setting the less eloquent she becomes. Her accent is very upper-class Southeast English.
Brielan: deliberately speaks in a higher register to sound friendly. hmmmmm? Hm. Yes? Their accent is North English.
Darcy: blunt and very little variation in tone. His accent sounds like a Spaniard trying to sound English and failing.
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