#bridget young

Night Crawlers || Probably Up

The year long bet between Parker and Shen her intern year to see which of them could remove the weirdest object from inside of a patient; culminated when Parker pulled a literal frog out of a kids nose and didn’t have to pay for her own coffee for a month.

Bridget’s long running campaign to set Shen up with her brother, which is only not working because the two of them had already been dating for four months when she started pitching it and neither of them know how to tell her.

Parker once slept with Marco the door dash guy after he broke his wrist in a classic case of overtired cyclist vs stationery traffic bollard. She has been saving this particular piece of information to jump scare Abbot with on a rainy day.

HR don’t come out at night. The porters are getting freaky.

Rock-paper-scissors over patients in trauma room one to decide which one of them has to phone up to surgery and tell Walsh about whatever unhinged shit Abbot has got up to with a journal article and a prayer this time.

Competing to see who can get the most ridiculous word from that weeks bingo card into a) a patient’s chart or b) their handover. Bridget is the longstanding champion for slipping antidisestablishmentarianism into the hospital wide bulletin.

That one nurse who’s name no one can remember. They’ve been here for years, surely, they are on the schedule? Shen is convinced they are a ghost.

i GET this is a teaching hospital, ER, that we only see 1 shift per season so there’s going to be people leaving/rotating, but WHY pray tell, is there such a strange pattern of those who left/are leaving?

especially since:

walsh -> replaced by a white man

kiara -> replaced by a white man

gloria -> replaced by a white man