#bridgeron

i’m a simple girl and something about this bland, white bread, run-of-the-mill historical romance formula scratches an itch in my brain that isn’t quite reached by anything even vaguely intellectual.

i’m starting (and probably finishing) ‘on the way to the wedding’ today but here are my rankings so far:

1. an offer from a gentleman (benedict) 4.7 stars

2. it’s in his kiss (hyacinth) 4.5 stars

3. when he was wicked (francesca) 4 stars

4. the viscount who loved me (anthony) 4 stars

5. the duke and i (daphne) 4 stars

6. romancing mr bridgerton (colin) 3 stars

7. to sir phillip with love (eloise) 3 stars

( I think Simon is 28? But that’s okay )

I feel like Simon would not post on reddit, just because he’s like ohhhhhhhh my god I can never admit to it anywhere ever.

But Daphne would. Daphne knows about reddit through Eloise and she only follows all of the cat subs and sewing subs probably.

And then people are like WOAH AGE DIFFERENCE.

But then her first edit is like “I asked him about it and kept asking what happened and he finally explained it.”

And people are like............ GOOGLE BUT ANYWAYS.

And then all of the comments are asking if he’s hot and Daphne is just like yeahhhhhhhhhhhh he’s really nice and kind and polite and he’s SO HOT.