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Trektober Day 16: Workplace Comedy
What better way to start your shift than to catch your captain and doctor kissing in the turbolift, especially when there is a betting pool on when they finally reveal their relationship to the crew. It’s gonna be a fun day on the Enterprise.
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Star Trek The Next Generation "Home Soil"
bridge crew as unhinged tweets part 2
Things I Personally have done/do that would Instantly make each member of the TOS Bridge Crew dislike me on a Professional Level:
1) James T. Kirk
Refusing to do what I'm told because I think it's stupid and going around doing whatever I think is better.
2) Spock
I casually will just say "That's not true actually," for VERY real and true things for fun. AND I follow it up with things that I make up on the fly. It's such a fun bit and I know I'd love to antagonize him specifically.
3) Leonard Bones McCoy
I was having seizures for a year and not doing anything about it because I thought I was just fainting :) Which apparently, even if you're "just fainting" on a regular basis, you should go to the doctor. Who'd'a thunk.
4) Montgomery Scott
Oh how I'd love for him to think highly of me. Unfortunately...I switched the plug on my hottub to a regular 3 prong, plugged it into an extension cord, and then plugged the extension cord into an ancient, out of code outlet that I call "Mister Sparky" because, well, sparky. And then it melted the extension cord.
5) Pavel Chekov
Honestly I think we'd have some personal conflict, but not necessarily any professional ones 🤔
6) Hikaru Sulu
Again, I don't know that there's anything I've done that would be a problem for him. I don't think we'd really have personal conflict either. He'd probably just ignore me tbh.
7) Nyota Uhura
I make up words a lot. I use the wrong words a lot. And sometimes my words are so jumbled, it doesn't even sound like English. I don't enunciate worth a shit. Can't pronounce anything. Communications and linguistics officer NIGHTMARE right here. Sorry Miss Uhura it's the midwest in me <3
Who’s most likely to try and play Matchmaker with their friends?
Guinan
Deanna Troi
Geordi LaForge
Will Riker
Worf son of Mogh
Beverly Crusher
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bones delivers crew gossip to bridge crew each week to keep them all sane. this one week he keeps hearing a certain rumor about jim and he decides to deliver gossip that day. jim’s like “i love crew gossip cause it’s always so dumb and untrue but absurd and fucking hilarious” at the end of bones’ report he goes “oh yes i almost forgot according to the crew,, our very own captain james tiberius kirk is irrevocably, desperately, furiously, deeply, absolutely, no question about it, madly in love with his first officer” and jim goes “well fuck nvm” and bridge crew goes fucking crazy (also spock isn’t there because plot). this results in bridge crew trying to get jim and spock tg while spock has no fucking clue wtf is going on
@trektober-challenge Day 31-Spooky
Happy Halloween!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Water Slides! Spinning Cups! Rocket Towers! Roller Coasters! Ferris Wheels! Summer and Shore Leave means amusement park, and of course there'd be a whole planet dedicated to such amusements and delights space future. Where would all the teenagers in the galaxy get a summer job?
Can you spot all of the bridge crew?
@tigereyes45 has written a delightful fic inspired by my art for the @thylabang 2024!
(art style inspired by this great gandalf and snoopy piece https://twitter.com/eldhug/status/1784629988202873164?t=isc083EVQ9BpPBWgYsRiRQ&s=19)
