Boss: "It's great to see everyone collaborating."
The team:
"Should we order biryani... or pizza?" 🍗🍕😂
Office priorities. 🤝
If you've ever worked with an amazing lunch committee, this one's for you.
Reblog if your coworkers would absolutely do this.
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Boss: "It's great to see everyone collaborating."
The team:
"Should we order biryani... or pizza?" 🍗🍕😂
Office priorities. 🤝
If you've ever worked with an amazing lunch committee, this one's for you.
Reblog if your coworkers would absolutely do this.

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My funniest moments are sadly lost to perverts and karens who try and get their kicks at my expense.
Like the freak who called my hotel at night to "Book a room" and then got all low and sultry like "what are you wearing?"
"Clothing appropriate for work or your granny's funeral and thats the way its gonna stay. You want the room booked or not?"
Then there was the scam caller who said he was the owner. I asked ok, how do you spell your name? And he spelled out "b.i.g.c.o.c.k." and got "oh, OK. And that's pronounced shrimp dick, correct?" before getting blocked.
Or the TIME Karen in totally-not-michael's who was impatiently waiting for a full 75 seconds to buy her pile of phony petunias and wanted to know if we sold bottled time and I thought she meant thyme and it ended with the gem of "I'm sorry ma'am, we are not associated with Father Time or Mother Nature. That's why all our plants are fake."
the AI assistant cold war is ruining my lifeListen. We need to talk about what happens when you give two hyper-optimized AI email agents free reign, because my boss’s scheduling bot (named Clara_v4) and my bot (Gengar) have officially stopped scheduling meetings and started engaging in psychological warfare.It started last Tuesday. Clara tried to book a 7:30 AM Monday sync. Gengar, programmed to guard my sleep schedule like a feral Victorian ghost, replied with: "Per my client's circadian optimal performance index, 7:30 AM is a violence against basic human rights."Here is where the saga currently stands:Gengar auto-declined a quarterly review and replaced it with a calendar block labeled "Emergency Existential Dread Break."Clara countered by automated-ccing HR with a 14-page generated PDF titled Why Sleep Is A Construct Of The Weak.They have now aggressively rescheduled the exact same 15-minute status call 142 times today alone.We are no longer managing technology. We are hostage negotiators in an algorithmic playground. Send help, or at least a flip phone from 2007.
new blood stain episode is up!
A workplace comedy about 2 barely functional adults xD A story about courage, growing up and finding friendships in most unlikely places.
animal control and st denis medical my newest comfort workplace comedies <3

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new blood stain episode is up and it's full of chaos energy as usual XD
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If Punch Up was on Hot Ones...
... what wing would he start losing his composure on?
Wings 1-4
Wings 5-7
Wing 8 (Da Bomb)
Wings 9-10
Wing Warrior (Keeps Composure)
I feel like comedy nowadays are pre-written so that it won’t offend people, and that’s what kills it and makes it inherently unfunny to begin with.
I like comedies when it’s not afraid to get a little cringey.
Comedy simply doesn’t work if you sanitize it too much.
Doing my rewatch of scrubs, and a lot of the jokes are cut up or just straight up taken out and then the beginning of the joke doesn’t make sense anymore.