#bricker applebees

New fic cover! Additions to the Beehive by @20dimensionsoftangerine

What would happen if one very Heliolic family fostered two peculiar high elves? So, so much…

three werewolves with religious trauma (that was the name of my band in college)

The first day of school with kids is really fucking hard, Aelwyn Abernant finds. She’s handling it with all the grace and humility of an Abernant, of course, which means, picking out the ones who can take direct shit and ones who need to be danced about with by purposefully mispronouncing every single name on her attendance sheet. The first name on her list is one Bricker Applebees. That, she realizes, is the name of one of her baby sister’s party members, right? She twists it into a mockery of an elven accent, the way old-ass Council members try to pronounce their teenanger’s slang, and his sigh rivals Adaine’s, he sounds so annoyed. He’s sitting sideways in his chair, one arm draped over the side and the other one flipping a pencil, and she looks at him and asks, “yes, Applebees?”, carefully mispronouncing every syllable differently than she did the first time.

Gilear- Thank god they left him. He would already be permadead.

The Cubbys- they are too good for this. Glad Bud Cubby had the good sense to not sign up for this Actual Literal Nightmare.

Cathilda- I was pretty sad when she left, but she is the only functional person in that household. And more importantly: do Not let another one of Fabian's parents die in his arms

Zelda- I desperately want to see her in combat. So bad. (please Brennan). HOWEVER putting her in the forest Right After she and Gorgug said I love you for the first time and after they acknowledged and apologized for their own mistakes to start laying the foundation for a more mature relationship? One of them would die. And knowing how much Gorgug loves to stand between his allies and their enemies, it would probably be him.

Lydia Barkrock- Ragh has been through too much. Riz already chose to sacrifice her once. If someone were to make that choice for her again, which would make sense for the Bad Kids to do to save to save another party member, I don't know if Ragh would be able to, or even Should get past that.

Jawbone- Would turn full werewolf and Would bite Adaine or Sandralynn or hurt Tracker.

Kristen's brothers- literal children who would without a doubt last longer than Gilear. But Kristen deserves the kind of sibling redemption we wanted Aelwen to have for Adaine's sake. And it would hurt really bad for to see the Applebees kids fractured even more before we even get to know them.

Digby and Wilma- they are so constant, so loving, so supportive. You know the sentiment that little kids think their parents are invincible? I genuinely cannot imagine or start to process the implications of Digby or Wilma dying.

Fic guessing game part 2: Electric Boogaloo!

A little hint under the cut, if you stuck on one specific picture

who let the applebees kids run wild in the gender factory