#briarbrewing

the joker card;   B R I A R     P R I T C H A R D

♔ King’s Court - 14/??  

      “That mean you don’t want to hear about the Lennox Campbell talk about his fantastic catch?“ 

       “Not like I was there to call it or anythin’, was it?” 

        “But did you just call it, or did you call it with as much flair as Lennox Campbell can retell it? It’s just not the same. Unparalleled excitement.”

       “Reckon if I got any more into the callin’ I woulda shoved the snitch down his throat so… Pretend you didn’t just hear that, would you?”

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who;

falls asleep on the couch; Kat, and Robert always carries her back to bed because he wants his snuggle buddy, dammit. 

makes friends with the neighbors; Both, and Kat usually ends up having to smooth over the rifts Robert causes by flirting with the wrong person. 

is the adventurous eater; Robert, who will shove literally almost anything in his mouth, why is he not dead yet? Oh wait... 

hogs the covers at night; Kat, Robert only hogs things he can hug. 

forgets to do the dishes; Both, and Kat usually remembers earlier than him. 

tries to surprise their partner more often; Rob, though Kat finds her own ways to surprise him that he certainly doesn’t mind as well.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor; Rob, for which he probably often gets yelled at for, oops. 

stays up til 2 AM reading; Fuck that, neither of them. 2 am is for parties, flirting, or playtime in bed, bye. 

sings in the shower; Rob doesn’t shower without singing unless he’s in a bad mood or doing something that requires his mouths attention sooo. 

takes the selfies; Dear god, both, and it’d a contest to see who could get more likes and followers with these attention hoes. 

falls asleep on the couch: you know they both do with their nails wet and wake up to.........a mess

makes friends with the neighbors: “make friends” is a strong word for two savage gryffindors, but u know...probably kat. rather, the neighbors make friends with her.

is the adventurous eater: kathleen

hogs the covers at night: KATHLEEN

forgets to do the dishes: both of them. what’s that buzzing noise/smell?

tries to surprise their partner more often: marlene tries to scare kat by jumping out from behind her bedroom door, if that’s what you mean.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: kat is probably worse about it, i’ll be real.

stays up til 2 AM reading: marlene. kat does not have time for that.

sings in the shower: marlene. probably loudly on purpose.

takes the selfies: both omg but marlene has dibs.

Something that makes your OC laugh without fail?

Hestia is very good at laughing at herself whenever she makes a mistake, and she gets more tickled at herself than anything else, really. Smh.

What is your OC’s first memory?

Hestia’s first real memory of merit occurred when she was three, and it’s of Harold, a loyal dog that the Jones had bought years before Hestia was born. 

Harold loved Hestia and Hestia loved Harold. They were inseparable until she turned three, when, in a fit of excitement, Harold jumped on her, knocking her backwards on her bum and giving her a fright. She came out of the incident just fine, with the exception of a scratch that would eventually become a barely visible scar at the tip of her hairline. Even so, Hestia’s parents decided it would be safer for Harold to transition from being an indoor dog to an outdoor one. At first, Hestia saw no problem with the arrangement. Harold had his own wooden house built for him in the backyard and visiting with him gave her an excuse to play outside.

She changed her mind the first time it rained. Hestia had rushed inside because, while she loved listening to the rain, she certainly didn’t like being in it. When she reached the back door, Mrs. Jones stopped Harold and sent him back to his doghouse. Hestia cried for hours and when she finally realized that her parents were not going to correct the situation, she sneaked into her rain jacket and out into the backyard. They found her a half an hour later, lying on her stomach in the doghouse with Harold. She refused to come inside until Harold was allowed to come with her. It didn’t take long for Mr. Jones to compromise with his daughter, and Harold was henceforth allowed to come inside on rainy days.

Does your OC have good or bad posture?

Marlene hadn’t seen this much candlelight since her last festival at the Kenmare Ampitheatre. She glanced over the humming crowd in the distance, pacing between benches just across the road from the Henry Miller Library. Puddlemere Institute had a lovely campus; she hadn’t taken notice. She was too preoccupied with the night’s tainted potential.

“How long do you think they’re gonna take?” she asked Briar, not taking her eyes off the crowd for even a second.

WHITE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE:  a weakness headcanon. (I was legit sent this one three times on hime so just gonna answer it on this one.)

Macnair is deeply characterized by weakness, but none more so than pushing people away. His deepest fear is is abandonment, and it has pushed him to a point where he would rather keep the world out than be left. However, when he does open up to someone, really truly opens himself up to someone, the relationship almost becomes co-dependent. 

FUDGE BEHAVING BADLY:  a misbehaving/getting into trouble headcanon.

Walden, considering, was a good kid. While he didn’t mind “misbehaving” to most people’s standards, misbehaving to his father’s standards made the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end. His father was never one to shy away from physically reprimanding Walden if the child embarrassed him in any way. Something Walden challenged as he got older, and his strength began to match his father’s.

SNAFU (STRAWBERRIES NATURALLY ALL FUDGED UP):  a mistake(s) headcanon.