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@dexter morgan you are not a sociopath you are just bi and autistic
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12th April
Dear Yuri by Brian Moses
On this day in 1961, the Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became the first human to travel in space and to orbit the earth. His groundbreaking flight led directly to the āspace raceā between the United States and the Soviet Union, essentially an adjunct of the Cold War.
Yuri Gagarin in Helsinki in 1961. Source: Wikipedia
Dear Yuri
Dear Yuri, I remember you,
the man with the funny name
who the Russians sent into space,
were you desperate for fame?
There surely must have been safer ways
to get into the history books,
perhaps you couldnāt rock like Elvis
or you hadnāt got James Deanās looks.
Perhaps you couldnāt fight like Ali
or make a political speech
so they packed you into a spaceship
and sent you out of Earthās reach.
And Yuri, what was it like
to be way out there in space,
the first to break free of Earthās gravity
and look down on the human race?
Dear Yuri, I wanted to say
that I remember your flight,
I remember your name, Gagarin,
and the newsreel pictures that night.
And you must have pep talked the others
when they took off into the blue.
Iāve forgotten their names, but Yuri,
Iāll always remember you.
Gagarinās cosmonaut career was short lived. After a fatal accident that killed the crew of a space mission for which Gagarin was back up, the Soviet authorities retired him from space missions, afraid a national hero might be killed. Sadly, this did not save Gagarin: confined to flying MiG fighters, he was tragically killed in a crash in March 1968 at the age of 34.
Shopping Trolley
Brian Moses
Scoot down the aisles in my shopping trolley, I could go for miles in my shopping trolley. Never say excuse me, never say please, ram it in the back of someoneās knees. You really wonāt believe your eyes, my shopping trolleyās been customised. Itās got bull bars, radio controls, engine in the back and it purrs like a Rolls. Itās got a Volvo chassis, a velvet seat, and around the store it canāt be beat. It does somersaults and big backflips. roly-polys and wheely dips. It goes over seventy miles per hour, flashing past in a burst of power. Scoot down the aisles in my shopping trolley, I could go for miles in my shopping trolley. Never say excuse me, never say please, ram it in the back of someoneās knees.
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Jeff Ross PresentsĀ āRoast Battleā //Ā Comedy CentralĀ
Watch best friends Joe Machi and Sam Morril take jabs at each other on āRoastĀ Battleā This season's format on Roast Battle has been pitting comedians against each other heads up - no brackets, no competition for a championship, just comedians roasting each other.
With the way the things are in the world today, people sure are down to see comedians talk sh*t about each other in the most succinct, brutal way possible.
Roast Battle has expanded so far, so fast from its humble beginning at the Belly Room of The Comedy Store only a few years ago. Look for the 3rd season of the original Roast Battle this Summer on Comedy Central.
