What time did you need me to show up to watch you play the baseball?
David wearing The Bracelet
Patrick keeping a black and white framed photograph of david ON THE MANTELPIECE
The unrelenting teasing and banter. ‘We just need a body’ ‘Then go to a morgue’ is pure Married Couple and I’m living for this. They’re so sure of each other’s feelings that they can be Bitches and I 👏 Am 👏 Here 👏 For 👏 This 👏
Cheek kisses! Lil kisses! Lil smoochies!
Dan Levy in baseball garb
Patrick being very into his boyfriend wearing baseball clothes.
The Art of Compromise. David playing baseball for Patrick, and watching baseball for Patrick, and going on a hike, and opening up the bathroom for the public, and hosting a high school sleepover party. Patrick watching rom coms, and wearing matching silk PJs, and letting David decorate his apartment (don’t @ me - there are black and white pictures and upcycled bottled candles and cacti everywhere)
I can hear you!
David getting pissed off. David telling off Patrick because lbr he was being kind of a dick and he didn’t want to play in the first place but goddamnit he’s going to bat, he’s going to bat and demand some respect, he’s going to bat and run and get that barbecue meat!
Are you okay? #concernedboyfriend
PATRICK HAS A CRUSH ON HIS SUPER CUTE TEAMMATE WHO HIT A HOMERUN AND OPS THAT’S HIS BOYFRIEND AND HIS BOYFRIEND WON THEM THE GAME AND HE CAN KISS HIM HE CAN KISS HIM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE TEAM AND ISN’T IT JUST WHAT HE’D BEEN DREAMING OF ALL THROUGHOUT HIGHSCHOOL
David eating his lil hot dog while Patrick apologized for his behaviour and held an icepacket to his back.
Healthy! Healthy wholesome fun sexy bantery relationship! what is this ship!!!!!!!!!! thank u universe.
