#breakup meme

"You call me again, drunk in your Benz."

"Driving home under the influence."

"You scared me to death but I'm wasting my breath."

"'Cause you only listen to your fucking friends."

"I don't relate to you."

"'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty."

"You made me hate this city."

"And I don't talk shit about you on the internet."

"Never told anyone anything bad."

"'Cause that shit's embarrassing, you were my everything."

"And all that you did was make me fucking sad."

"So don't waste the time I don't have."

"And don't try to make me feel bad."

"I could talk about every time that you showed up on time."

"But I'd have an empty line 'cause you never did."

"Never paid any mind to my mother or friends."

"So I Shut 'em all out for you 'cause I was a kid."

"You ruined everything good."

"Always said you were misunderstood."

"Made all my moments your own."

♠ My muse breaks up with yours so they can pursue someone they really love.

LOL

Our muses just broke up. Send me a # for the voicemail mine leaves yours a few days after the split.

There’s a sniffle after the beep:

“Peter...I...I’m sorry, I wanted to do this in person but I’m sure you don’t want to see me. And If I were you I wouldn’t want to see me. I’m sorry. For everything. I-I don’t even know what else to say because I don’t think there’s anything else I can say. I screwed up. I screwed up big time and I didn’t think about anyone else or how I was hurting people around me. You didn’t deserve that, any of it. I only wish I could have understood that sooner. I hope you find someone good for you, Pete. Because you’re good...I’m sorry. Goodbye Peter.”

I couldn't help it.