I've got this one whump idea where Whumpee constantly jokes around and uses humour to cope with their current predicament, but then Whumper does something so terrifying/painful that Whumpee actually drops the mask, showing legitimate fear. Maybe even begging or crying. And then Whumper just looks on, surprised but pleased, like "damn, did I really make you cry?"
You can write this if you want, but if not, no pressure :>
Also, I love your writing sm <3
-Bee
Hello, Bee! Thank you so much for the prompt! This was fun to write.
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Whumpee pushed themselves up as Whumper entered their cell. They grinned at their kidnapper as they fell back onto their heels, âHey there! Good morning! Or, well, I guess itâs morning. I havenât seen the sun in how long now?â
âStill holding with your foolish, cheerful plan?â Whumper growled as their henchman wheeled in a table of tools. âYou have no clue how long youâve been here. Days, months? Why do you hold on to hope? No one is coming to save you.â
Stumbling to their feet, whumpee shifted to look at the items that had been brought in. Whumper assumed they didnât want them to notice how they kept plenty of space between them and the bloodstained chair bolted to the floor. âWhy rush it? I can walk out of here with my team any time.â
One nod from Whumper, and Whumpee folded painfully as Henchmanâs knee slammed into their gut. They kicked Whumpeeâs legs out from under them, laughing as they hit the floor hard. Between hits, Whumpee would look up at Whumper and smile, blood staining their teeth.Â
âI knee-d you to stop doing that.â Whumpee huffed as Henchmanâs knee slammed into their chin, sending them flying back against the chair.Â
Whumper didnât bother looking back as they listened to the sounds of Whumpee being strapped down in the chair. They knew what they would see. They wouldnât give Whumpee the pleasure of seeing their frustration at the lack of a serious reaction to the beating.Â
âPretend all you like. I will break you, Whumpee. Make your little jokes and hide behind fake smiling masks. You will suffer until you no longer remember what it is not to feel pain.â
Whumpee shrugged as much as their bindings would let them. âEh, Iâve never been one for masks. They really have no face value. Get it? No face? Masks hide your face.â
Enough was enough. Today would be the day they left whumpee a pitiful sobbing mess. There would be no sarcastic jokes mocking their exit despite the blood pooling on the floor. This time, Whumper wasnât going to stop until Whumpeeâs spirit was broken, or they breathed their final breath.
âWhy donât you try ripping my eyes out?â Whumpeeâs bright tone stood in sharp contrast to their sickening words. âI really canât see myself moving forward without my eyes.â
The hammer was heavy in their hands as Whumper turned back to glare at Whumpee.Â
âOoo, now weâre getting serious.â The way they shifted in their chair gave away Whumpeeâs anxiety, but they didnât look away. âTrying to hammer in your point? Nail down your ideals and turn me away from the light?â
âI am going to break every bone in your hand.â
âOh! Hey, Iâve got one for that. What do you call two spine bones that are best friends? Vertibros!â
The hammer came down on Whumpeeâs hand, crushing the delicate bones. âYouâre off your game. Weak. That one wasnât hand or hammer related.â
âB, bones.â Whumpee gasped. They pulled against their bindings, eyes closed from the pain. A small whimper escaped their lips. Soft for now, but Whumper knew how loud their cries could get. âYou really donât like my jokes? Man. I spent the whole night coming up with these puns, but I guess it was all in veins.â
Bang! The hammer hit the floor as Whumper punched Whumpee in the jaw. If they hadnât dropped the tool, the hit likely would have killed their prisoner. However, that would be letting them off too easily. Besides, as long as they had Whumpee, they had the best weapon anyone could find to keep the so-called âgood guysâ out of the way. But when they did eventually kill Whumpee, they were going to enjoy every second of it.Â
âWh⊠What time, time does a d-dentist go to work?â Whumpeeâs smile was more like a grimace as they spat a tooth on the floor at Whumperâs feet. âTooth-thirty.â
Knife, nail gun, whip, pliers, etc. There were so many choices on the table as Whumper pulled it closer to Whumpeeâs hunched form. They were weak. When theyâd first been sat in the chair, it had taken hours for them to stutter and stumble over their words like that. One good push is all it should take.
The nail gun was heavy in Whumperâs hand as they lifted it from the table and slammed a nail into the top of Whumpeeâs knee.Â
A horrified scream filled the room, followed by harsh silence. No puns. No victorious grins.Â
Whumper lined up the gun with the side of the same knee.
â...no,â Whumpee whispered.
The nail pierced their skin and slid into the space between the bones.Â
Vomiting over the side of their chair, Whumpee barely managed to take their eyes off their useless leg. They continually mocked and joked about how they would walk away from whatever Whumper did to them. This time, they may never walk again.
Whumper turned to Henchman. âGet them up.â
It seemed the haunting smile was gone. Not a single joke was uttered as Henchman released them from the chair and yanked them to their feet.Â
âWalk to the door, Whumpee.â Whumper sighed, stepping into Whumpeeâs space and wielding the nail gun between them. They reveled in the way Whumpee flinched away. âWalk to the door, and Iâll let you go right now.â
They didnât make it a single step.Â
Whumpee collapsed the moment they put weight on the seriously injured leg. They screamed as they hit the floor, body trembling. Cradling their broken hand to their chest, Whumpee tried to push through their older injuries from the past several days and drag themselves to the door.Â
A third nail pierced through the back of Whumpeeâs other knee as Whumper leaned over them to growl, âI said walk. Not crawl like a dog.â
âStop.â Whumpeeâs voice quivered, âI⊠I canâtâŠâ
Grimacing at the stains on their shoe, Whumper used their foot to roll Whumpee onto their back. Their mouth fell open at the sight of red-tinged tears cleaning narrow tracks down Whumpeeâs cheeks.Â
âSo, that was it? Did I really make you cry?â Whumper wiped up one of their tears with their thumb and wiped it on what was left of Whumpeeâs shirt. âYouâre done, Whumpee, but Iâm not.â
Whumper turned to Henchman, âGet them back in the chair. I want to see them cry again.â













