Critique
I've figured out a 9 step plan to getting someone to seriously critique your work
Set up camp. Preferably in a public area. Let's say, Break Espresso, since I happen to be here right now.
Make an animation. Of anything. Mine happens to be of a drug addict in an alley.
Make a PERFECT animation. Seriously, watch it a million times until you are sure there aren't any mistakes or anything you could have done better.
Batter eyelashes at attractive young man at next table. Get him to come over to your table. Reel him in.
Notice Photoshop open on his Macbook and instantly start chatting him up about the pros and cons of Adobe Products. Insert kill phrase: "yeah, I'm working on this bit in After Effects today."
Make him want to watch said bit.
Use this line: "I've watched it about a thousand times, and I always notice this one issue that's bugging me. If you don't see it, then maybe it's just me." This way, he'll watch it more constructively and watch for that "one issue" you're talking about, even if you're sure there is nothing.
He either finds the "issue", or he doesn't.
Marry the attractive gentleman because he passed the test.
I don't really know if this is really about seducing men, or critique.
