1952 Les Mis what even.Ā
I didnāt expect Jean Valjean to have a totally lovely slightly bearish emotionally mature husband called Robert who brings up Cosette with him nor did I know until today that I really wanted this & this is exactly what Valjean needs.
I really didnāt expect Cosette to be so incredibly obviously gay and so heavily not into Marius that sheās actively trying to go to England in order to escape from him.Ā
I didnāt expect her to have an actual girlfriend in the form of delightful OC Cicely who she is persuading into giggly convent trysts.
I didnāt expect Javert to have a magical crimefighting hat that helps him to track Valjean through the sewers in what is in fact an extremely lengthy sequence, like Iām not making a joke about a single shot here I mean that there is actually a hat which Javert follows because itās better at finding Valjean than he is.Ā
I didnāt expect yet another OC in the form of Valjeanās prison ex Genflou who taught him to read and is prepared to commit perjury for him and still loves him and gives him. so many intense gazes. crying.
I didnāt expect Marius to sayĀ āI said the king was a fat pigā
I didnāt expect that Gavroche and Cosette would be best friends who call each otherĀ ācitizenā.Ā
I knew it would be terrible. I didnāt expect that I would LOVE IT.











