Hyper sized ass (of course v:)
Just as Latula was enjoying her newly expansive ass, she felt a disturbance in the force. Before she could quantify exactly what it was--
"holy cr4p!!!! th3s3 4sks st4ck???" Latula said, leaning a bit hard on the 4th wall.
In an instant, Latula's massive ass became a colossal culo. Her gray bootycheeks BULGED out so far and so wide that she looked like some kind of perverse honeypot ant. They were easily 48 inches in diameter EACH, and wobbled like an overfilled bounce house with every slight movement. Latula was dumbstruck. She didn't know what she was going to do with all this junk. All this junk inside her trunk. Oh wait, yes she did.
"B1G BOOTY M34NZ B1G TOOTY!"
She squealed with glee, leaning forward and giving a big shove from deep in her gut down to her butt. She clenched her fists, puffed out her cheeks and went teal in the face forcing out what she was sure would be her most bodaciously bombastic booty bomb yet.
"nngngh, c'mon, just 4 l1ttl3--"
BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Somewhere far off the edge of town, a local nerd was gazing up at the stars with her dweeby telescope when she heard a noise that sounded like someone had wired donald duck up to an air raid siren then punched him in the dick. The horrendously loud, wet, warbling ripping tore through the air for a solid minute before settling down to a rumble not unlike thunder. The nerd, awestruck, turned her telescope down to the city, but she didn't need a telescope to see,
"I-is that..." she mumbled, "A teal mushroom cloud?"
