#brangienne

(Almost) All of my Knights or Fools characters in one place!

Brangienne: Why? Did you steal something?

Dinadan: Kai's toaster, but they know about that already

"So you've turned up again have you?" The voice replied. "I thought maybe this time I'd get my chance to write that funeral dirge I've been planning for you. I've a lovely melody in mind. (Parsifal’s Page, pp. 185)

"If you fought half as well as you talk, Dinadan-" "Perish the thought!" Sir Dinadan replied lightly. "Talking's safer. I was just greeting the returned prodigal." Sir Dinadan bowed deeply to Gawain and waved an arm at Sir Kai. "O prodigal, behold the fattened calf." (Parsifal’s Page, pp. 185)

"I respect the church too little to be a priest, but I respect it too much to be a bishop." (The Ballad of Sir Dinnadan, pp. 5)

"But what if she's beautiful?" Culloch said. "Even worse," Dinadan replied promptly. "Surely you don't intend to be one of those pathetic men who always chase after pretty women, slave to each, despised by all?" (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp.47)

Bedivere smiled, still unruffled. "At least we won't tie you to a tree, my lady." "However much we may be tempted," added Dinadan. (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 51)

"I guessed she had been a lady-in-waiting." "Ladies in waiting are shrewish are they?" Dinadan asked innocently. (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 54)

"I think it bothers Bedivere more than he shows. But as for Sir Kai and me, you're right: we don't object at all. Answer me this: is it worse to end a stupid task falsely or to continue a stupid task honestly?" (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 83)

*singing* "What must the infidel have thought, Beholding those corsairs? How bravely the Crusaders fought For lands that were not theirs. How utterly completely mad To fly to the defense Of cities they had never had And haven't wanted since." (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp.

"If you want people to understand the hidden meaning, then why hide it in the first place?" (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp.89)

"Loof? Sir Loof? 'The Ballad of Sir Loof'?" (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 93)

"I didn't say it was a good tale," Dinadan said. "A good tragedy should be about grand emotions and great deeds that go awry, not about two fools drinking from the wrong flask. No, I won't be tempted to tell this one at all." (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp.107)

"King Arthur commands his knights to help the helpless. I suppose some people might consider that to mean women. I wouldn't, myself, but that may be where the idea came from. And, to be fair, I suppose doing things for love is better than doing them for oneself. At least it isn't selfish." (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 146)

"You see I am looking for friends of Tristam's who might deliver a message to him." "Bad luck," Dinadan replied. "Keep looking, though. Tristam must have a friend somewhere." (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 166)

"I believe you're about to go off in an apoplexy, your highness. Not that I'm opposed to it, mind, but I thought you'd want to know" (The Ballad of Sir Dinadan, pp. 175)

Dinadan: and I can't imagine marrying anyone but you

Brangienne:...

Dinadan:...

Brangienne: So, friends?

... because I need this, because reasons.