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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harley Quinn/joker (past), Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel, Jonathan Crane & Harleen Quinzel, Jonathan Crane & Edward Nygma
Characters: Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, Riddler, Harleen Quinzel, Harley Quinn
Additional Tags: Mentioned/Referenced Abuse, Trauma, Hurt/Comfort
Summary:
AU in which Jonathan Crane doesn't become the Scarecrow, and instead teaches for a living. Unfortunately for him, living in Gotham doesn't exactly give one a normal lifestyle.
I got a lot of inspiration from @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear, go follow her!
Milestone alert: I’ve just hit 9555 words on this fic. There’s no way I’m not reaching 10k before its finished! This is a big deal for me, who hasn’t surpassed a 6k work since 2013!
I think I’m pretty chuffed with it so far. Just need to wrap up the ends and put a bow on it ^-^
An old, fat man with a grizzled face steps into a cafe. He spits in the corner and scans the room, his eyes locking on his prize. The other man, topheavy and lean, stands and faces his stare.
“Eddie?”
“Ted.”
“What brings you on this hour?”
Eddie smirks and holds up a finger, “I’ve had it with your flavor! You’re a son of a hooch, a ridiculous goose, and have terrible stature to boot!” He points his thumb to the side, Ted’s brow sweats a tad, and he opens his mouth once again.
“I challenge you, like a goon should do, to a contest befit the manor.”
He exchanges a glance with the waitress, who spares him but a nod. He then takes a seat at a table, removing a fork from somewhere. Ted takes the opposite seat, his chair squeaks as he sits. His expression is quite dour.
Without exchanging a word the waitress returns, and place a plate on the table. She lifts the lid, something glistens a bit, and Ted’s eyes widen as well.
Eddie gives him a smirk. An exchanged look is passed. a man comes out, and a bucket is placed next to the table.
“Eddie but why? What’s with that smug face? What have I done to be summoned to this table?”
“I’ve told you old man, you’re a ragamaroach, your wife bleated with my goats. When I came to you you payed me no bother! It happened again! And again! And again and again and again! So I planned and I plotted. Oh did I plot and plan. I had to be in the right favor! Until I devised a wondrous twist on the rhyme and came up with flavor!
“So you see, this contest I mentioned, it sits before us.”
Ted gives a gulp and Eddie shoots him a grin.
“There’s ten more in the back. First to finish wins. May fastest man survive to tell stories again.”
A moment passed as Ted hesitated, unsure of what to do. He looked at the food, back up at Eddie, then pointed down and lowered his voice.
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So here, have a little treat. About a year ago I was writing a fanfic about how orphan origin!Shepherd met Anderson as a gift for a friend. Unfortunately we had a falling out and I never ended up finishing it, but I actually really liked how it turned out so far. I’m never gonna finish it, and it’s basically just a 2000 word intro but...
Here, have this thing.
One Fateful Night
It was hard to call it snowfall. Certainly the little flecks involved drops of water that had frozen high in the sky, only to drift down to the planet’s surface. That fact was difficult to deny that, considering they fell all around her, but the redheaded girl sitting on a cardboard box in a back alley of a bustling city eyed them dubiously. Each “flake” smacked against its final destination with its own cold, wet splat, scattering grey brown slush on impact. She wrinkled her nose, then jumped as one managed to fall on the back of her neck. Shivering, the young woman pulled her raggedly patched coat closer around herself. A deep breath slipped through her lips, bursting into the frigid air as a cloud of wispy white, quickly being pulled away in the wind.
“Curt! When was Finch supposed to meet us here, anyway?” She said abruptly, turning her scowl on a slightly younger boy sitting in one of the only dry spots in the alley. He jumped at her words, fumbling the cigarette, hissing as he caught it by the lit end and shoving his fingers in his mouth.
“I told you,” he mumbled past his hand, “It’s Cut, not Curt.” The girl raised an eyebrow, staring at the younger boy, his cheeks red from the cold. A woolen cap shoved over his long, stringy brown hair, and carefully groomed peach fuzz covered his cheeks in a false approximation for a grizzled beard.
“Right,” she said, rolling her eyes. “Cut it is. When’s he supposed to get here?”
Cut sucked at his cigarette, turning a slight shade of green. “Said sometime past nine,” he wheezed, barely managing not to cough. The girl scowled and pulled back a sleeve to examine the time on a little plastic watch strapped to her wrist. It was covered in pink designs and white, cartoonish flowers, but it was accurate.
Cut eyed her. “Dunno what you’re so fussed about. He’ll be here when he gets here. Finch always pull through, yanno.”
“It’s half past, already,” the redhead said, sniffing and rubbing at her nose before scowling in the direction of the street. Even as flushed as Cut’s cheeks were, chances were her own were an even brighter red considering her pale skin. Sometimes the others would joke that her nose could rival even Rudolph’s, to which they usually got a punch in the ribs in return.
“He’ll be here!” Cut insisted. “Finch always pulls through!”
“Damn right I do,” a voice called from the mouth of the alley. Cut jumped again, and the redhead turned to find a young man, her own age, leaning against the brick wall theatrically. He glanced up, flashing white teeth, his short, dark hair gelled to spike up at the fringe of his bangs in a waxy way, a lean leather jacket draped over his shoulders. “Speak of the devil, and oh does he arrive.”
“Finch!” Cut yelped happily, clambering to his feet, reminding the redhead of a young puppy greeting its owner.
The girl rolled her eyes. “Other people are supposed to say that, not you,” she said, scathingly.
“Really?” Finch asked, sauntering forward, the smarmy grin still plastered on his face. “Well guess I beat them to the draw, then.”
“Also it’s not nearly as impressive when you’re half an hour late.”
“Haven’t you heard, love? Bein’ late is fashionable now, innit?”
The redhead was about to make a scathing retort, when she was interrupted by Cut exclaiming excitedly. “Woah! Shep, you gotta lookit this!” He said, dropping the cigarette as he stared at something in Finch’s leather jacket. Shep leaned closer, and her eyes widened as she recognized the metallic handle.
“Where’d you get THAT?” She asked. Finch glanced at her warily, pulling the jacket over the object, then grinned again and held it open for her to see.
“A magician never reveals his tricks.”
Cut reached out to touch it. “Is that a-“ He stammered to a halt as Finch jumped back, the pistol in his hand faster than Cut could blink, pointed directly at the younger boy’s forehead. “Karpov eight,” Cut finished, near breathless as he stared down the barrel of the gun. Finch gave a shaky laugh and lifted the gun away, taking his finger off the trigger.
“Course it is,” he said, holstering the weapon, his hands visibly shaking. He glanced at Shep, who stared daggers at him, before looking away once more.
“Finch, I think we need to talk,” Shep said, but he waved her off.
“Nawh, we cool. It’s all cool. Well? What are we waiting for? I’ve got our mark, and we’ve wasted enough time as it is!”
“Yeah… True! We should get going!” Cut said, shaking off what had just happened and following after Finch.
Shep watched the other two walk out of the alley, before sighing. She stood and followed after them, pointedly ignoring the voice in her ear telling her it was a bad idea.
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“Honestly, I simply don’t understand how anyone can be this rude!” A salarian with green-brown skin complained. A woolen cap had been shoved over his horns, and a large scarf wrapped around his neck, covering his chin. He flipped open a bright gold fogwatch and glanced at it briefly before stowing it back in his thick coat. “We waited an hour for our food, standing out in the cold no less, only to be told they were out of what we ordered? I swear, it’s as if this entire planet is conspiring to make me miserable.”
“Come now, Serkan,” his companion, a human man with dark skin and short cropped hair, said in a placating tone. “It’s Christmas. It’s unsurprising they may have run out of a few ingredients. Especially considering how busy they were. We’ll just stop by a street vendor and get something to eat there.”
“Oh yes, Christmas. Your human tradition of celebrating a religious figure by marketing savage holidays and dressing up old fat men in red suits. I can certainly see the appeal,” Serkan said with a sneer.
“It’s not unlike your own Betau, you know. It’s a celebration of togetherness, along with the knowledge that winter is halfway over, and involves a tradition of exchanging gifts. The religious aspect is more for show.”
Serkan waved his companion off. “I’ve done my research, I know what it is.”
“Well I’ve always found it nostalgic,” the human said, a wistful look in his eye. “I was born here, you know. I make a point of trying to come back at the end of every Earth year, at least for a little while, and enjoying the festive air.”
The salarian flicked a flake of slush, tinged ashen brown by the polluted cloud cover, off of his shoulder. “I wouldn’t quite describe it as such, myself,” he said, upper lip lifted at the side.
The human gave his companion an exasperated look. “What would you call it, then?”
“Dank and dreary come to the forefront of my mind. Which, I might add, is somewhat wasted on such thoughts!”
“I imagine your planet is home to some of the most wonderful poets, Serkan,” the man replied, sarcastically.
“As a matter of course, it is. Artists of every pedigree, in fact! Why, there was once an artist who calculated a system to generate the most aesthetically appealing patterns to the salarian eye! The works of Kanlik Gofvin have always been highly sought after. Why?”
“Simply that the experience must be rapturous.”
Serkan scowled. “So many words in the English language that harken back to religious connotations. It hardly seems logical that so many of you humans seem so far removed from it,” he complained, as his companion rolled his eyes.
“I hardly think religion is so foreign a concept to your own people, Serkan,” he said. “What of that group that worships the crater goddess?”
Serkan’s eyes boggled and he snorted. “Those cultists? Honestly, Anderson, sometimes I wonder at your ignorance.”
Anderson held up his hands defensively. “Sorry. I simply remembered hearing about them in a passing conversation. Still, you can’t tell me you don’t practice some form of belief.”
“What need have I for beliefs when I have the ability to know? I know that two plus two is four, and four times five is twenty. I know that a stomach produces acidic liquids in order to break down foods into their more base nutrients, which are then taken in to fuel the body. I know that an object in motion wants to stay in motion, and an object at rest wants to stay at rest. And what I don’t know, I seek to learn about further, in order that I can make theories that can either be proven or disproven, furthering my knowledge.”
“And what of your concept of reincarnation? Don’t many of your species hold that in some regard?” Anderson asked, genuinely curious now. “I would expect that involves some form of belief.”
Serkan shrugged. “Perhaps by some definitions of the word, and certainly to many of my kind. To me, however, it still comes back to knowledge. When I die, I will return to the earth of whatever place I happen to land on. I shall decompose, fueling any organisms that happen to use my body as food. Through that, I become a part of them, and they will eventually become a part of something else, and so on and so forth,” the two of them stepped to the side to let a girl pushing a stroller past, the child inside gurgling happily. A twinkle sparked in Serkan’s eye, and Anderson brought his hand to his mouth to cover a smile as the salarian continued. “Eventually some part of the fuel I provided may move on to a sentient being as well! And as such, I am reincarnated,” Serkan finished simply, shrugging as the two of them turned back to their walk.
Something slammed into Anderson, and he blinked in surprise to find a young back stumble back, parcels scattering around him.
“Sorry, sorry!” He cried, falling to his knees and frantically scooping up the boxes he had dropped. “Oh no, oh no no! I hope nothing broke.”
“It’s alright, son,” Anderson said quickly, cutting off a snide remark he knew would be coming from Serkan and kneeling down to help gather the packages, wrapped in brightly colored paper.
“Anderson, stop fooling around and leave the boy to clean up his own clumsy mistake,” Serkan said, annoyance in his tone. “I’m cold enough as it is!”
“It was my mistake as well, Serkan,” Anderson said, shooting the boy an apologetic wink, noting his ragged clothes and unshaven peach fuzz. With the last parcel wrangled back into the boy’s grip, forming a tall tower that he could barely see around, the two straightened. “Try to keep an eye open in the future,” Anderson said, and the boy nodded, looking worriedly past him.
“Thank you sir! And Merry Christmas,” the boy said, hurrying past as Serkan rolled his eyes.
“Merry Christmas,” Anderson called after him, before turning back to his salarian companion. “You still have that tracking app on your phone, don’t you?”
“Yes?” Serkan raised an eyebrow.
“Good,” Anderson said, pulling out his own and tapping at the holo-screen. “I’ll need the code for it.”
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“What a haul!” Finch exclaimed, holding a credit chip in the air and examining it closely. The three of them stood in the alley from before, going over the loot they’d managed to score off the man and salarian. Cut sat back on his dry patch, sucking on a piece of hard candy and tapping at an older piece of cellular tech, while Shep stood to the side, examining a pile of other miscellaneous goods.
“Man this guy has a sweet tooth,” she remarked, brushing aside empty wrappers, before lifting up a tangle of gold chained necklaces. “And a thing for jewelry,” she glanced at Finch, who was chewing idly at the corner of the chip. “I’m surprised you managed to grab all of that so quickly.”
Finch glanced up at her and shrugged. “Didn’t have to be careful, did I? Salarians ain’t used to the cold, makes ‘em less responsive to stuff. Like frogs, yeah?”
Have another Fateless Night ficlet, this time featuring Kat. She's had the least focus of the group, so I figure it'd be good to give her the spotlight really quick. And yeah, this sorta counts as a prequel to book 1, but don't count it entirely as canon... Cuz of reasons...
Her arm hurt.
It always hurt at times like this. Staring down the scope, the feel of the trigger against her finger. It was like every nerve ending had been dead for years, and only now came back to life. They danced and spun and sang to her brain, their adulation translating into waves of tingling pain. Pain that she promptly filed away in the back of her mind, waiting to be sifted through later.
Not ignored, however. No, she didn't hate this pain. She relished it, in a sense. In the way a person might relish the feeling of the heat of a fire stinging the tips of their fingers as it fought back the beginning of frostbite. Against the cold of a void, even pain could be glorious. After years of grit teeth and a clenched fist, the tingling pain of newly awoken nerve endings was nothing.
The wind shifted, pulling at her red locks, and she adjusted her grip on the rifle. Her finger made a quiet click as it knocked against the trigger, not primed to fire, but hovering next to it in the ready position. A green glow flickered at the edge of her vision, but it went ignored, deemed unimportant among the steady calculations running through her mind.
Somewhere, far below, the scent of baking bread drifted up to her rooftop, and she paused. For merely a moment, something tugged at her mind, stopping the calculations in their tracks, replacing them with something else. Something warm, and bright, and sweet. Her finger twitched, and the black bone clicked against the metal of the trigger once more, bringing her back to herself. Just in time, for as she watched a balding man in a suit walked in front of the window.
Seven different calculations whirred in her mind at once, bringing her rifle up higher and slightly to the left to account for wind and gravity. Her thoughts buzzed in anticipation, finger finding its place against the trigger at last, and with a squeeze...
Barely a second after the blast of sound the glass fractured into a spiderweb pattern, and a streak of red flew into the air. The main stayed standing a moment and a half more, before collapsing out of sight. She stared at the window where she'd seen him last another moment longer, and then stood, collapsed the rifle with deft fingers, and stored it in its case. The skeletal arm, coated in its ethereal green flame, faded away, and she slung the case over her shoulder, making her way downstairs.
There was a bakery nearby. She'd been able to smell it, she was sure. Perhaps she would stop in for a moment, order a coffee and a pastry. It wouldn't fill any voids, but at least it would distract her from the lack of pain for a moment...
-taps upper lip- Have a really quick Fateless Night thing
Picture the first time Sylvester sleeps over at the Hawthorne Securities HQ. He wakes up in the middle of the night, finding it hard to stay asleep in such an unfamiliar place, not to mention the lumps in the couch. Only there's this strange glow coming from the far side, which slowly dawns on him isn't coming from a neon sign like his sleep addled mind thought.
He goes to investigate, and finds Serinal sitting in the middle of a ritual circle, whispering words under his breath, candles letting off green and purple flame. A quick check of his phone tells Sylvester that it's three in the morning. He's about to ask Serinal what he's doing, when a hand rests on his shoulder, and he glances up to find Gale with a finger to her lips.
The two sit at a fold up table, steaming mugs of tea in front of them, and Sylvester asks Gale what's up.
"Doesn't the weirdo ever sleep? It's way too late for creepy ritual mumbo jumbo."
"He sleeps. Just not often."
Sylvester gives her an odd look, hard to read through his shaggy curls. Gale sighs and explains further.
"The first time you saw him, he was smoking, wasn't he?" She asks. Sylvester grunts in agreement, and Gale smiles kindly. "And I'm sure you've noticed how he never seems to be focused entirely on the person he's talking to. Some clients don't like talking to him because he has 'shifty eyes.'"
Wrinkling his nose, Sylvester speaks. "What's that got to do with anything?"
"Insomnia," Gale replies, simply. At a raised eyebrow from Sylvester, she elaborates. "His family has a strange affliction. Not like yours," she says, as Sylvester opens his mouth. "It's a mix of magical and mundane, leaves them unable to block out most sensations. The sorts of things your brain filters out automatically in order to keep you sane. For Serinal, it's even worse."
"Wait..." Sylvester frowns, tapping his fingers against the table. Gale takes a sip of tea as he thinks. "Wait so the reason he's such a weirdo is because he's, like... Unable to ignore things? Like, physically unable to ignore things?"
"Partially. But imagine if you couldn't filter out the sounds of the city as you drifted off to sleep? The feeling of your sheets pressed against your skin. The taste of your own mouth, the smell of dinner just a few hours ago still lingering in the air. Even the sight of the inside of your own eyelids doesn't give you rest. Could you so easily lull yourself to sleep then?"
"So... What? He just... Doesn't sleep?"
"He sleeps. Only when his body cannot keep itself awake does he sleep, and it's more akin to a comatose state, but he does sleep. Just about once every seven days."
"And he's just... Awake? During the rest of the time? Doesn't he get bored?"
Gale's smile twinges with a stifled laugh. "Immensely. Why do you think he's so proficient at magic at only twenty-eight? Having only started the craft six years prior. He does what he can to distract himself, keep his mind occupied on other things, filtering things out manually rather than automatically."
Sylvester stares in the direction of the flickering glow, his view cut off by rows of wooden crates. "No wonder he's insane..."
"He's had a hard life," Gale says, tea raised to her lips. She swallows and continues. "Add in old injuries that simply don't fade all the way into the background of your mind, and it does become evident why he has some of his 'quirks,' doesn't it?"
"Mmm," Sylvester grunts, taking a sip of his tea as well, and grimacing at it. Way too sweet for his taste. "So he spends all his time on those rituals for you guys instead... Must be nice to have someone who can work twenty-four seven like that."
"It can be. But I do worry about him. As I worry for all of you," Gale says, standing from the table. "Goodnight, Sylvester. Sleep well."
Sylvester simply grunts again, not looking at her, a grudging respect forming for his co-worker. He didn't have to like the guy any more for it, but at least he'd begun to understand him.
An hour later he's asleep once more, somehow finding it easier to ignore the lumps in the couch and the strange setting he's found himself in.