#brainyxchef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSIpLNB7qxY

With critically acclaimed reviews such as;

 "Brainy paid me to tell you this movie is great" - Dopey Smurf 

 "Too much movie, not enough soup" - Greedy Smurf 

 And 

 "Why the hell didn't anybody tell me this was happening??" - Gutsy Smurf 

 A Soup For Two is a sure fire holiday classic that will no doubt be enjoyed for years to come!

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Actually @schtroumpfcurieux​ was responsible for this idea djdjk Switzerland released ‘Une Salsepareille Sans Pareille’ and there’s a bunch of great Chef/Brainy moments so I was PUMPED. They’re so much fun together.

I am physically so in love with ChefxBrainy rn but it’ll never take the place of Brutsy. Solution? A little bit of Brutsychef.

It’s not canon but it it is fun >:)

Don’t go into the forest during a full moon, Papa Smurf had told them, that’s when the Weresmurfs come out. Every Smurf knew that old tale, including Chef, who had decided that evening to take a basket of smurfberries to Nanny Smurf, who lived on the mountain on the far side of the forbidden forest. Only, this time he’d forgotten to check his lunar calendar before he set out… He’s gonna be fine lmao - Also whilst I was working on this I had the idea that I could add Gutsy by making him be a vampire, which is funny n ironic cause in TLOSH he doesn’t like bats haha so yeah him and Brainy have constant vamp vs were arguments and Chef is just ???? in the bg

So if you haven’t played the game, if you speak to Brainy as Chef before heading to Cooking Pot Castle you get:

When you come back from CPC, Papa Smurf is missing, and if you talk to Brainy then you get:

WHICH IS REALLY FUCKIN’ CUTE SJDKFJSK

It’s really freakin’ ironic cause when Vileaf first came out I was pissed they made Chef playable and not Clumsy and yet he’s now my absolute fave of the game and a new fave character of NTOB and whatever the fuck he has going on with Brainy is GREAT and totally fuels my need for dynamics where it’s a love hate love hate love hate tolerate cycle. It’s admittedly similar to the Brutsy dynamic, which means I have a type when it comes to Brainy ships.

Thinkin’ bout whatever the hell they have for the next 100x years

 1) Outrageous Italian accent 

 2) Still not you Barber

Brainy gets to be here cause of the width of the canvas. Also cause Chef. Sure he’d rather see a certain Scot but ... funnie. 

Unless ... he’s checking out Don in some plot twist /j

Don Smurfo, Chef, Somebody and Brainy (c) The Smurfs