today's invertebrate..............lingula adamsi
he has an objectively correct and wrong answer to every question that has been and will ever be asked
if you pay him a tiny/large amount then maybe he'll give you the answer to an age old question like 'what does it all mean?' or 'why is the sky red now?', but only if you've never flicked or wiggled his stalk (like many have done before)
if you've ever touched his stalk at some point in your life he'll remember it forever and will never talk to you unless you sincerely apologise to him about it
glorpiness rating: peduncle activities
photographed by 渔喵 (fishingcatt) (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0)
no idea how these creatures work but I love them