when he fck u so good u break ur spine
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when he fck u so good u break ur spine
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ok i was NOT one for blitzbee or any sort of bee ship but i read one ONE FUCKING FIC with them (i got 4 chapters in, they weren't even together yet and it was mostly a background thing) and i was SOLD.
oK BUT the costumes. The set. The references to future events (jes bemoaning about their lack of a bomb expert on the team, HELLO). The characters. The actors. The acting. The lighting. The cinematography. The dialogue. The freaking SCORE. did i mention the costumes i
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Submission by @robotwhoscreams
(I saw Swindle and Lockdown's design and instantly wanted to write something I am so sorry Pastel) Optimus sighed as he stepped out of the club, basking a little in the crisp night air. It felt nice compared to the hot, stuffy atmosphere inside the club, somehow always reeking of alcohol no matter where he went, even in the places drinks werenât allowed. He wiped a little sweat off his forehead, happy to be out of that very tight outfit heâd worn for his performanceÂ
He had left through a side door, having had a pretty early shift he got off much earlier then normal and since the pathway to the main door was blocked by a sea of bots he chosen to not risk it.
He walked down the dark alley that the door had lead out to, wanting to get home and just sleep as soon as possible, usually Megatron would arrange some way to get home, however Megatron was busy with something and Optimus, not wanting to bother the bot, decided heâd take the bus.
He kept walking, the alleyway a lot longer then he thought. He only stopped when he heard something behind him, loud and clear
Meow
He furrowed his brows, looking down and seeing a little cat, the feline rubbed against his legs, low rumbling purrs vibrating off the cat.
Optimus leaned down a little, starting to pet the cat âWhat are you doing out here?â He asked curiously, the kitty only giving a loud meow in reply, flicking its long tail.Â
He smiled, just continuing to stroke, his tiredness temporarily forgotten as he shared a quiet little moment with the animal, itâs back arching as he scratched the base of itâs tail, itâs hindquarters sticking in the air as it purred loudly.
The moment was ruined as the catâs ears suddenly pricked up as it stared into the darkness, its muscles tensed before it let out a loud hiss, bounding away before Optimus could even speak.
âSo there he is..â The voice was slurred, clearly under the influence. Optimus watched a few very drunk bot stumble out of the dark.
âW-What do you mean?â Optimus chuckled nervously, struggling to hide the slight shake in his voice, feet nearly tripping over each other as he backed up, trying to get away from the little group as they approached.
âYouâre the...pretty lil dancer that was on stage earlierâ One of botâs weird half smirk grew âThe one with the red lips and the nice voiceâ Another chirped. All of them kept shambling towards him as they spoke, struggling to keep upright in their drunken haze.
Optimus felt a heavy pit of panic begin to rise in his throat, he knew he wouldâve probably been able to take on 1 or 2 of the bots, his time in the Police force having taught him some self defense. However the 4 or 5 in front of him right now was a little much, even with alcohol in their system if they really wanted to they could probably overpower him.
His eyes darted around, trying to find somewhere to flee but found himself unsuccessful, all his possible escape routes blocked by one of his harassers.
He flinched as his back hit a wall, cursing at himself for managing to get himself cornered.
âOh donât be like thatâ One of the drunk bots muttered, the others chuckling âCome on, help us out hereâ Another snapped
Optimus took a swing at the one standing in front of him, hearing a loud crunch as he hit them square in the nose, making them fall over onto their back, a bit of energon dripping from where he hit.
He didnât have any time to really celebrate as two of his other attackers, clearly angry at his defiance tried to grab him, digging their nails into his arms as they tried to restrain the now writhing Optimus
âI wouldnât do that if I was youâ The new voice caused them all to freeze, turning to look at the bot who owned it, confusion obvious on their faces.
He was a bit on the short side, wearing a golden yellow suit. The botâs purple eyes held a glint of cockiness, it was shared in his smirk as he shoved past the tipsy bots.
The newcomer reached Optimus and the two bots holding his arms. He easily shoved them aside just as he had done with all the others âNow anyone care to explain whatâs going on here?â He asked, looping his arm around Optimusâs shoulders, making the bot flinch a little
The bot that Optimus had punched got up, glaring daggers at the purple eyed mech âWho the hell are you?â They snarled, ignoring his question
âYou answer my question first and then iâll tell youâ He simply said, smirk growing wider
The other bot paused a moment before speaking âWell...this...bot was teasing us, leading us on!â They snapped, making poor Optimus flinch âand then he freaked out to take him up on his offer!â
âOh we both know thatâs bullshitâ The bot in the yellow suit scoffed âYou canât lie to save your life you knowâ
The two started arguing, exchanging venomous glares and bitter words. Optimus meanwhile had a realization, heâd seen this bot before, a few hours prior actually while he was doing his show, he was sitting in a corner booth, playing cards with some other bot, however the popped up collar and wide brimmed hat theyâd worn made it impossible for Optimus to see who they were from the quick glanced heâd shot them.
He was snapped back to reality as the drunk bot took a swing at him, he was quickly pulled out of the way of the hit by the yellow suited bot, his attackerâs fist slamming into the wall painfullyÂ
âAlright everyone calm down unless you wanna deal with Lockdownâ The cocky glint in the botâs purple eyes grew as he pointed to something behind the riled up bot.
Optimusâs eyes widened as he saw what he was pointing out. A large bot, supposedly Lockdown, was currently standing behind one of the drunk botâs friends, the large hook he had for a hand wrapped around their neck, choking them.
All the anger in Optimusâs attackers vanished, replaced with terror as one of their own dropped to the floor, passed out at hands..or more like hook of Lockdown.
âSo is this little argument over or does anyone want to go a round with him?â None of them moved for a moment, however when the first fled it didnât take long for the others to follow suit, dragging their passed out compatriot along as they retreated
â....â Optimus merely stood there, a mix of confusion and shock crossing his face before he looked at the yellow suited bot âH-How did you...w-who even...â He struggled to form words, his brain a jumbled mess as it tried to process everything that had just happened
âMy nameâs Swindle, the big guy is Lockdownâ Swindle smirked âYour Orion right?â
Optimusâs confusion only grew âHow did you know I was....â He felt very light headed, brows furrowing as he tried to steady himself, struggling to keep a coherent thought
Swindle chuckled âWe work for Megatron, he mentioned youâ He paused for a moment âThey also said your name before you got on stage- OH SHITâ Was last thing Optimus heard before his legs gave out as he passed out, weary mind not able to handle the stress
When he awoke he was somewhere different. He opened his eyes a little, confused when he saw Megatron. it took a moment for his bleary mind to register the bot was probably carrying him. He let out a breathy chuckle before snuggling his face into the bot's chest and falling asleep.
In the morning he'd probably scream at himself but..for now he just needed sleep
me: *scrolling through the dream smp tag*
me: WHAT THE FUDGE DID I JUST MISS?!?