Double life except instead of just the sharing of pain and lives they also share a child together
Exactly what the title says
Like, one month after the gang was all dropped into Double Life, they all got a notif about seven new entities spawning in. When checking spawn, then gang finds six multicolored baskets all containing a child, an egg, and a letter. The letter is from The Watchers or smt, essentially saying “Sup, here’s some kids for y’all, lol take care”. Panic ensues
Also all the names are very arbitrary apart from one being chosen for a dumb pun
Liana no last name given
Professional Scammer and pathological liar, Liana is the fledgling that hatched from the egg belonging to Scar and Grian
She’s a manipulator at heart, a con artist through and through, tho she hides it behind sickeningly sweet words, large puppy eyes and bright colors
Has great relationships with both of her dads, even though their parenting styles are very different
Grian is a total helicopter parent, Liana was barely allowed to leave the base as a kid in fear of her getting hurt
Scar does not give a shit, she could be telling him that she’s off to summon a wither and he’d just ask her to be home for dinner
She inherited the “Looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you” vibe from Grian which she uses fully to her advantage
Scarlet Macaw hybrid, though her wings are too small for her to actually use them to fly, but they do help her glide
Dressed in strikingly bright colored suits just to throw people off, and smokes a pipe for pure aesthetic
Can’t build for shit, she’s a shame to the family
Dating Jassy
Wes Double-SV
Local stressed out mom friend, Wes is the baby from the yellow basket belonging to Impulse and BDubs
He’s an overachiever, always feeling a need to be perfect and do everything right
Suffers from a lot of OCD and anxiety
His relationship with his dads are a bit rocky, especially with BDubs
Both Impulse and BDubs are a bit like those Beauty Pageant moms, always feeling a need to prove that their child is the best. This is partly the reason for Wes’ disorders. Impulse can be a bit more chill than his hubby however
He does love his dads though
A thing that does add to his stress level however is the fact that all his friends are fucking maniacs and he’s the only voice of reason they have
Part imp like his father, his horns are his pride and joy
The tallest of the squad, usually carry the others if they get tired
Has a bit of the clock obsession, he’s got both a pocket watch and a rolex just because
Dating Jekiv
Gertrude Statz-Diggity Dawg
Chillest person to have ever walked this earth, Gertrude is the pup from the blue basket belonging to Ren and BigB
She’s a Redstoner, a damn good one at that too, and isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty
Does not give af about anything, just here to vibe
Her relationship with Ren is very casual, they’re more like dude bros than father and daughter
BigB is the more parental of the two, he’s the one who baked her cookies when she felt sad and told her stories when she couldn’t sleep
Dog hybrid and part werewolf, once every month she becomes ‘Weretrude’ (That was the dumb pun)
A big gal, second tallest of the gang, standing at six five, and ripped af, wears tank tops to show off her muscles
Wears shades so much that the light actually hurts her eyes at this point
Still got a lot of dog instincts to deal with, so don’t go throwing any sticks around her because she will just up and chase them before anyone knows what’s actually going on
Dating Novo
Jonathan ‘Johnny’ Tek
The server’s dashing charmer boy, Johnny is the country boy that was found in the red basket belonging to Jimmy and Tango
A true boy of the farm, this lad gets up every day at five am to do his chores, whistling a country tune as he does so
He takes more after Tango in terms of looks, but Jimmy when it comes to personality. He has his father’s blazing temper though
He’s the apple of his parents eye, an absolute breeze to handle as a kid which helped a lot because they’re both disasters
Talks with a very, very, thick southern accent that no one knows where it comes from, since no one else on the server has it
He plays the banjo, because of course he does
Demon hybrid, tries to hide his more demonic features like the horns and tail as to not scare the animals
Secretly kind of a monster fucker
Aromantic, so not dating anyone
Jassy Smallishbeans
Anime ninja extraordinaire, Jassy is the girl that was found in the gray basket belonging to Etho and Joel
Tries her dang hardest to have a cool and intimidating presence like Etho, but she’s a bit too much of a goofball to be able to
The biggest fucking fan of puns, will go to serious lengths to tell a bad and witty joke
Idolizes Etho, he’s the coolest fucking person in her eyes and she wants to be just like him
He’s very protective and constantly worries about his daughter, even if he tries to act like he’s not
Joel is a bit of an awkward parent, he tries his best with her but he’s not cut out for parenting
Jassy is genuinely a very good fighter, stealthy enough to sneak past skulk sensors with no issue, and a master marksman. She just has a problem keeping a straight face sometimes
Has a few anime attributes, such as the unnatural white and ridiculously styled hair, a very strange way of eating*, and the swirly eyes whenever she gets knocked out
Lean mean speedy machine
Has to wear a mask covering her mouth to hide the goofy smile she gets constantly
Dating Liana
(*That thing Anime girls do when they take the smallest fucking bite out of something and then immediately like, orgasms or something it’s so weird, look it up if you don’t know what I’m talking about)
Jekiv Inthelittlewood
The Half dead sass master, Jekiv is the zombie child that was found in the green basket belonging to Cleo and Martyn
Is very monotone without really meaning to, but yeah this boy will roast the shit out of you
He was mostly raised by Cleo, since Martyn wasn’t too keen on having a child. He gets along great with his mom, but his relationship with his dad is pretty much non existent
Martyn tried to reforge it when Jekiv became a teenager, but the damage was already done and the daddy issues had settled in
Absolutely fucking adores frogs, they’re his buddies and his pockets are filled with them
Kind of hates his sorta Step-Brother Novo
He is a zombie hybrid, which means that he can’t sleep, his skin is rotting away, he limps when he walks, and he’s sensitive to sunlight
Wears a light pink cloak to cover up his skin. Is also always dressed in pastel to counter his kind of horrory and gory look
Dating Wes
Novo Major-Moon
Unhinged freakster of the server, Novo is the half elf in from purple basket belonging to Scott and Pearl
Superstitious as all hell, wears a four clover necklace around his neck, a rabbit foot around his ankle and had his pockets filled with acorns
He thinks his mom is really cool and awesome, and even if Scott had the majority of the custody this bitch still turned out insane
He’s got them crazy eyes, a slight twitch to his movement and absolutely zero filter for his mouth, spouting out every random thought he could think of
He’s absolutely tiny, standing at barely five feet, with zero muscle, which makes him the ultimate twink
His makeup look consists of heavy eyeliner and then a spray bottle to the face, giving him the running mascara look. He knows he’s unhinged and he commits to the aesthetic
His dad thinks he should calm down a little and such, but he does support his son in his weird makeup and his beliefs
Adores annoying his kinda Step-Brother Jekiv
Dating Gertrude
Was this an excuse for me to make a bunch of fankids? Yes. Am I ashamed? Not in the slightest, no
Also if ur wondering Wtf kinda names these are, I was just sitting with a document typing random shit in until I found something that fit. Sometimes I got something nice, like Gertrude, and sometimes I just got a random bunch of letters, like Jekiv
I made some cute ship names for the couples as well, so we’ve got Stress and Sass, Tol and Smol, and Pirate and Parrot. Y’all can probs figure out who’s who.
But yeah I had fun doing this, character creation is one of my favorite things and I’d say it’s one of my biggest strengths as well, which is actually kind of sad
Also when I started this it was just the end of session three, and like now two couples have died so rip Team Ranchers and The Box duo, you’ll forever live in my heart
Edit: These babies now have DESIGNS! Check ‘em out!
Edit 2: These babies now have some CHARACTER TRAITS! Also DEATH!
