Scott/Renly Baratheon because I actually created and mapped out a whole overly elaborate TW/GOT crossover in order to justify this and I can't go into all of the details while I'm on my phone but the gist here is that Blobfish is on Team Stannis, they're kind of cousins in a way where House McCall originated because of a Baratheon bastard who didn't get legitimized but did get land and a title based on some act of badassery or other.but Melissa is a lowborn healer from Dorne and Scott Storm is Blobfish's bastard, and he and Melissa live in Highgarden when Ser Loras is all, "hey, boyfriend? I think you should be the king :3" at Renly. they're living in a group with Deaton and Marin, Malia Snow (who is Lord Peter Hale's bastard and who peaced the fuck OUT of the North when she learned that fact because uh… yeah, no. Peter gets on really well with Roose Bolton and Ramsay Snow, and it's cool that you've realized that you need an heir but fuck you, you killed Malia's family and she'd rather not), Stiles, and the Sheriff, and Scott is an apprentice healer under Deaton and Melissa's guidance.and then on one of the, "come on, Renly, you have to go make friends with the commoners, your power is basically contingent on them letting you have it even if they don't exactly know it" visits to Highgarden's poorer districts that Margaery and Loras dragged him out on, there was an incident thing and Renly got both badly injured and separated from his entourage, and enter Scott, who took His Grace home and tended his injuries for a few days, which meant a lot of intimate conversations and… uh.well, then Renly sort of went, "y'know, I haven't appointed a Master of Whisperers yet and sure, this bastard from Wherever isn't Lord Varys yet but even the Spider had to start somewhere, and this guy is good with people and connected and it would SO piss off Stannis and Rafael for me to take the latter's bastard who he almost never visits and give him a seat on my small council, yeah this is a good plan, man fuck Stannis, my brother is the worst, I wanna make him MAD. :3"and oh boy, the whole Renly and Stannis and Catelyn and Melisandre scene from A Clash of Kings was even more awkward with Scott and Raf there, especially since… see, Blobfish had married a Frey after his affair with Melissa, and they really loved each other but could never have a child. so, then Talia and Peter, in a move to try to get all of their political alliance flavored ducks in a row so that, no matter who won the War of the Five Kings, they'd be all set… and they cemented a tie to Team Stannis by taking one of their nieces/wards, Dahlia, and marrying her off to Raf. who she hates (and rightfully so, considering everything) and refuses to share most meals with, much less fuck.so, Stannis over here is all like, "cousin ffs, I can't have the King's Justice being heir-less and seen as a jackass who abandoned his son, bastard or not, now get your shit together and go steal your bastard back from Renly so the lowborns can follow your example instead of mocking both of us because you and What's His Name don't talk." "his name is Scott, Your Grace." "like I care. look: if your wife won't let you put a son in her, good call on not raping her and now go take away my baby brother's shiny new game piece and all of the advantages he gives Renly, and let's play 'help Stannis solidify his standing and support of his rightful claim to the Iron Throne.' go on. scoot. mush. make it so. :|"so Raf is all like, trying to win Scott back over and Scott is just like, "yeah how about no; you basically left me for dead on more than one occasion and according to His Grace, Her Grace Queen Maergery, Ser Loras, and the Lahey brothers, who are Tyrell bannermen? Lord Stannis is a big bag of dicks and basically… nope. :|"
Scott/Finnick Odair, Scott/Katniss Everdeen, Scott/Gale Hawthorne, Scott/Annie Cresta, Scott/Johanna Mason… I have an equally elaborate headcanon crossover to justify this but how about we save that for a different day.
Scott/Julian Bashir of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. but also Scott/Ezri Dax, Scott/Tora Ziyal, and Scott/Benjamin Sisko. …did I mention that I ship Scott with like, basically everyone? because yeah, I do.
