Just imagine, Technoblade has lived his life, about to die of old age. His mouth moves, and as you lean in to witness the end of a legend, you get decked. The words “teCHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABEYYY” ring in your ears as you fade in and out of consciousness. Before your eyes close, you see a totem of undying clutched is his hands. The blood god rises again.














