Red Robin RANT
Iâm dishing out what pisses me off about Red Robin.
Unlike Red Robin who doesnât dish-out their french fries.
I was just at Red Robin. I go fairly regularly because their guacamole bacon burgers are great.Â
Back in the good âole Red Robin days, a plate of fries would greet you before the server would. Bottomless meant bottomless. It was awesome.Â
Now, whenever they give you fries they mean literally âfriesâ as in: more than 1.Â
-Pic from Yelper Renee.
So,... why are you saying all this? You ask.
 Because, I stand up for whatâs right. And this is wrong. Instead of bottomless fries, you change your slogan to âmaybe 12 fries if youâre lucky. Yummmmmâ.Â
Every trip to Red Robin just ends in a pool of sadness as I anxiously await the Fry Goddess to bestow her fries on me, and yet I only get a crumb. Please, Fry Goddess, give me more fry.Â
âNoâ she says.












