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deanphobia replied to your post: “daddy wyler ”:

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Rule #1: always post the rules. Rule #2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones.  Rule #3: tag 11 people and link them in the post. Rule #4: tell them you tagged them.

1.Favorite musicians/bands? Faaaaavourites are Alt-J, Margot & The Nuclear So And So's, Grouplove, Chet Faker, The 1975, Dog is Dead, The Kite String Tangle, Zeds Dead, Noah and the Whale, Melanie Martinez, Charli XCX and The XX (to name just a few, lol)

2.Do you have any pets? I have a kitty named Calliope/Callie/Cal and a doge named Gypsy.

3.Murder weapon of choice? Katana, man. I'm gonna kill someone with a fucking katana. Or an icicle, because like, the weapon would melt. (Or a baseball bat, like if there's a zombie apocalypse and I don't have a gun I'm grabbing a fucking baseball bat.)

4.Where do you hide the body? Really far down into the earth of their own backyard, with a dead dog buried on top so that if a police dog caught the scent they'd dig up the ground and think it was a mistake. (This website has given me too many good murder ideas.)

5.Least favorite school subject? Science, weirdly enough, unless it's astronomy bc aah.

6.How are you doing? I'm gr8 thanks

7.”I swear I didn’t stick my dick in the _____!” Answer and justify.

I swear I didn’t stick my dick in the chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum

8.Favorite Fanfiction?  This series or anything by that writer honestly

9.Stripper Name? Make one! "Your grandmother". I am announced on the stage, "And here comes... your grandmother!" Give your grandmother a fifty dollar bill. Stick a fifty dollar bill in your grandmother's fucking g-string. Just do it you piece of shit

10.CIA or FBI? FBI I gu e s s ??? Why is this a question

11.Why did you join tumblr? To post inspirational pictures from google images. Ah yes.

12. Favourite movie? Fight Club!! But also Silent Youth, But I'm A Cheerleader, Garden State, Pulp Fiction and Blue is the Warmest Colour

13. What is/was your favourite subject in school? English lit.

14. What is your favourite dessert? Crème brûlée i wILL END A MAN'S LIFE FOR THIS DESSERT

15. If you could visit any country in the world, all expenses paid, with no risk at all, where would you go? JAPAN

16. What accomplishment are you most proud of? Making it through these past few years to be honest.

17. Are you religious? Wiccan, hell yeah

18. If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be and why? I would be a deer because I am adorable and loved by all but also awkward as fuck and covered in spots \m/

19. Would you kill an innocent person if it meant saving a dozen other innocent people? Ughh man don't ask me these questions

20. What is the biggest lie you’ve ever told? I don't know about biggest, but most ridiculous situation I've ever had to lie my way out of is

21. Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? Yesssss 

22. Where do you feel most safe? I feel ridiculously safe at my best friend's house like it is the one place I can safely say I have never been scared.

My 11 questions:

1. What is your favourite planet, besides Earth, and why?

2. Zodiac sign?

3. If you were going to skip town right now, where would you go, who would you go with, and what 3 items would you bring?

4. What's the best thing to ever happen to you?

5. Ideal kiss?

6. Find something in your room that means something really special to you. What is that thing and why is it special?

7. Approximately how many candles do you think you own?

8. Favourite bath product?

9. Do you wear perfume, and if so what kind?

10. Favourite poet?