#bossjohnny

Honestly I find this design for boss more freaking hilarious than I should.  HAVE SOME BOSSGAT


My OTPs 1. Vladbraham (Dracula) 2. GabrielxMarie (Castlevania) 3. Angbang (Silmarillion) 4. AluSeras (Hellsing) 5. MaleBossxJohnny (Saint’s Row IV)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you started shipping 5?

Oh DO I EVER?! I did find them rather sweet, and I could already ship the Boss with many different characters in the game, mainly because there’s so much chemistry between all of them... But then Johnny showed up, and I liked it like A LOT - And then we tried to romanticize him...... And I was stuck

2. Have you ever read fanfic about 2?

If there were any I would have, yes......

3. Has 4 ever been your background or tumblr icon?

WEEEEEEEEEELL, I did have Seras, but I’ve never had the two of them as a background anywhere.

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up, what would your reaction be?

No ship I ship is generally canon..... And they technically HAVE to split up because you know.... Ehm.... Melkor... Void... and shit....  It’s angsty, but it’s a GREAT TYPE OF ANGST

5. Why is 1 so important?

I have put down so much energy into this fucking ship you have no idea XD Also, this is the type of ship that I could NEVER have been prepared for and just sort of happen, not to mention that it was what made me and my beloved partner start talking to eachother. ..... AND THEY’RE JUST FUCKING PERFECT LIKE OMFG

6. Is 4 a funny or serious ship?

Hard to say. I can’t see them as a couple until AFTER Alucard comes back after all those 30 years you see. It wouldn’t happen during the actual timeline of Hellsing, but afterwards. I ship it <3

7. Out of all the ships, which have the most chemistry?

Boss and Johnny. Definitely. 

8. Out of all the ships, who has the strongest bond?

That’s a very hard question. Alu and Seras have the bond of a fledgeling and a sire, Vlad and Abe have the bond of two fuckers who have stayed together for centuries, but then again Angbang... And just what Boss and Johnny have been through....! ... In the end, I think I will have to say Marie and Gabriel, because GODDAMN those two have been through some shit and deserve some happiness <3

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

In their case it would be the amount of times I’ve played the games, which ought to be maybe 10 in total.

10. Which ship lasted longest?

Angbang. And that’s saying a lot considering that Marie and Gabriel have been married for 1000 years.

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

That time they thought that Johnny was dead. And that’s it. After that it’s all the way with these two <3 Husbands until the day they decide to become the kings of Hell

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, who would make it out alive?


All of them. This is the problem with only shipping badass fucking characters.... -Vlad is an evil overlord and most likely wouldn’t give a shit unless they threatened his pride, and his husband is the best monster hunter the world has ever seen. They would definitely make it out okay.  - Gabriel is the Prince of Darkness. They’re his subordinates. They wouldn’t dare touch his wife.  - These two would cause it and have fun watching people struggle for their lives. They probably caused it too.  - If Johnny can go up to Satan and casually shoot him in the face, then they can survive a zombie apocalypse. Though they’re both human, so there’s a risk that they’d die.... 

13. Did 4 have to hide their relationship for any reason?


I don’t think so no

14. Are 5 still together?

FOREVER

15. Is 1 canon?

I wish T^T The people who ship Vladbraham are so few that it hurts...! 

16. If all 5 ships were put in the Hunger Games, who would win?

Angbang I’m afraid... Though Gabriel and Alucard would give them a run for their money

17. Has anyone tried to sabotage 5’s relationship?

Satan did, because he’s a dick.

18. Which ships would you defend to death and beyond?


(all of them) I think Marie and Gabriel would be the only one of these that would be defendable in every aspect.

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going though 3′s tumblr tag?

That’s how I’ve spent these three past days. Literally.  20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you you had to break up one of the ships forever, which one would it be?

Seras and Alucard I think, because they can still be content even if they aren’t together :)