And Aluseras was the very first ship little 12-year-old me ever had.

Yes, yes, I know Hellsing is absolutely not a kids’ show, but different times, okay.

Because this story and this ship mean so much to me, I eventually want to bind this fanfiction into a personal book for myself. And since it will be something special, I thought it would be lovely to include art with it too.

So I started looking for artists.

This is the first commission I got for the fic, and I am so happy with it. I already have two more commissions in progress as well. Hopefully, one day I can even sneak some of my own art into the book too, once I progress beyond the stickman stage.

The beautiful art was done by: https://www.instagram.com/gio_sloth/

And for any wandering souls who might want to give the fic a try: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82932616

The story is an Alucard/Seras AU set before modern Hellsing canon, in a medieval-inspired setting.

I'll be answering the questions based on my personal headcanons for my AU, Queen of the Night. You know, as an excuse to be horny on main--I mean, to flesh out my writing.

Again, no minors please!

1-What's their role in bed?

Alucard's a switch depending on his mood. He loves to top when he returns from a mission to blow off steam. He wants to bottom when he's feeling emotional.

Seras prefers to bottom, but will service top if her partner asks nicely.

2-Turn ons/offs?

Alucard has a strong praise kink. Complimenting his body/performance in bed makes him up the ante.

Seras was extremely touch-starved during Alucard's absence. The mutual pining formed a premature mating bond between them, which made even non-sexual touches with perceived rivals painful. Seras gets hot and bothered when Alucard dishes out head pats.

Alucard really dislikes having his partner resist him in bed. He knows he can be brutal, and the unspoken fear of driving his Darling away festers in the back of his mind. Tears, even if they're caused by a happy experience, give him pause.

For Seras, gore is an absolute no. Blood is okay, but only from Alucard's body or a blood bag. She can put up with some shapeshifting antics, but she draws a hard line at bugs and refuses to shapeshift her breasts away.

3-How long to climax?

Being in complete control of his physical form, Alucard could cum on command if he wanted to. Seras is easily overstimulated if things escalate too quickly and requires encouragement.

4-Most sensitive body part?

Alucard has an erogenous zone on the small of his back (snatched waist). Seras' most sensitive area is her chest. Nipple play is a must. For both of them, the forehead, scalp, and ears are also sensitive spots.

5-Easiest way to seduce them?

Expressing genuine concern for Alucard's wellbeing is the fastest way. He needs a hug. :( Seras immediately submits when touched, primarily head pats and shoulder rubs.

6-How often do they masturbate?

Before Alucard turned Seras, he'd masturbate a handful (pun intended) of times a week. Seras would find the time a few times per month with her lower sex drive.

Now that they have each other, masturbation is limited to the rare occasion of being bored and alone when one of them is deployed.

Seras caught him watching pornography on her phone, but not for pleasure. He was taking notes on things he wanted to try with her. That was the first time Seras ever saw his handwriting.

7-Favorite position?

Hmm, tough call. For Alucard, watching Seras impale herself during cowgirl is closely tied with fucking her on her side so he can stare at her butt and her face as he takes her. For Seras, doggy was preferred in the beginning. Making eye contact during missionary with her handsome mate felt embarrassing instead of intimate. The scissor position is her current favorite.

8-How did they lose their virginity?

For Seras, she confessed her feelings for Alucard before she drank his blood in QOTN. They had sex in his coffin shortly after. As for Alucard...

9-Favorite place to have sex?

Any surface will do for Alucard, but he prefers a warmer room temperature. Being cold blooded has its drawbacks.

Seras prefers the bed they share in the subbasement. It's softer than a coffin and keeps Alucard from shaking the manor.

10-Have they ever been caught?

Firsthand, only once. Secondhand, constantly. Not only is Alucard a loud fucker, but if he loses himself in the moment, his shadows around the manor will literally make the ground shake. Small seismic disturbances are just a part of working at Hellsing. It's just an open secret. Seras is always mortified.

11-Are they loud or quiet?

Alucard's extremely talkative in bed. If he's feeling sappy or romantic, it's not spoken in English.

Seras' pillow talk game is pretty weak. She's more of a moaner.

12-Any sex toys?

To Seras' chagrin, they have a growing stash of toys hidden in her wardrobe. Blindfolds, gags, flogs, plugs, and vibrators are lovely, but Alucard's favorite is definitely Seras' strap. Seras enjoys their butt plug. Alucard's a curious creature. If he hears about a new position or kink, he's eager to try it. Seras is a little more hesitant, but ultimately trusts her mate.

13-Do they prefer giving or receiving?

Alucard lives to serve. He won't put it in until he's made Seras cum a handful of times first. Seras doesn't mind giving oral, but Alucard's usually too impatient to give her the opportunity to reciprocate.

14-How often do they have sex?

About once every few days, now that the honeymoon phase has worn off. When she enters estrus, Seras is practically insatiable. It's an uncomfortable series of cramps and a single-minded need to keep Alucard's cock inside her.

15-Biggest sexual desire?

Seras wants to fulfill his (gluttonous) sexual appetite, but feels her inexperience is holding their intimacy back. It's an unfounded fear, but that doesn't stop her from internalizing her negative thoughts.

For Alucard it's two things.

A: He wants to get Seras pregnant.

B: Alucard has a secret desire to bend Seras over the side of Integra's desk. He'll take her anywhere and everywhere, but he's fixated on the desk only because Integra's office is off limits.

16-Best word to describe their sexuality?

Seras: atelophobic (afraid of being imperfect/inadequate)

Alucard: needy

17-Bra/Dick size?

Alucard: B-cup in Ladycard form. 9" cock, but he usually shapeshifts it smaller if his partner desires.

Seras: G-cup, for Good Girl. If Alucard wants her to top, she can shapeshift a six-inch cock, though she prefers to use a strap.

18-What do they picture while masturbating?

Seras' mind usually wanders to Alucard's tongue.

Alucard's thoughts drift between getting head or having his beloved ride his lap.

19-Orientation?

Alucard is pansexual. He's also genderfluid. Pronouns depend on the current form he's using.

Seras is bisexual.

20-Favorite activity?

Seras enjoys the cuddling/kissing leading up to sex. Alucard likes to eat her out voraciously.

21-Weirdest place they've had sex?

They have had sex on the ceiling, ala that one scene from Hereditary. Seras wasn't a fan.

22-Favorite place to be kissed?

It's a tie for Alucard between the lips and forehead. He also likes to nuzzle. Seras likes his neck worship.

23-Worst experience?

Seras' overstimulated meltdowns vs Alucard getting triggered when bottoming. Take your pick.

24-Have they orgasmed more than once per go?

That's a regular occurrence. Vampire stamina is unmatched.

25-How often do they think about sex?

Every time his Darling bends over. His thoughts wander when he's bored, sometimes into sexual territory. Seras' sex drive is normally lower, but estrus hyper-focuses her entire personality into keeping Alucard in bed with her.

26-Are they self-conscious about any part of their body?

Seras has a bit of a tummy, but Alucard doesn't let her mope about it. That's the perfect place to grab when he's mounting her from behind. Considering Alucard can take whatever form he desires and chooses to look like a wet cat half the time, I don't think he cares.

27-How long does sex last with them?

While he enjoys a quickie, Alucard prefers to fuck for hours at a time. He'll go on indefinitely, at least until Seras is ready for them to stop. She is slowly building up her stamina, but needs to take breaks every so often.

28-Are they serious or do they like to laugh?

Seras prefers romantic, serious sex. Sometimes she'll get it, but Alucard's blabbing often gets on her nerves. He's a smug prick. Of course he likes to tease in bed.

29-Random headcanon