#booksontables

GUYS, I WROTE A THING. Please go read it, and love it, and share it with the world.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes & Mrs. Hudson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mrs. Turner, OFC Additional Tags: Maternal!Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock and John love Mrs. Hudson Summary:

SherlockAt221bPosts: Oh. And Jim's just shot Sherlock. Luckily, not iin the cock

SherlockAt221bPosts: Just the foot

BooksOnTables: "Just in the foot"

by i-drugged-your-coffee-john

Rule 1: Post the rules.


Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.


Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions:

1. If you were a famous singer/songwriter, what would be the subject of most of your songs?

I would probably sing about sex all the time and make a lot of literary allusions

2. What role would you play in your group of zombie apocalypse survivors?

I'll man the flashlight... No, seriously, I was a girl scout for a long time, so I can cook over campfires and shit

3. If someone offered you a book that told your life’s story from the very beginning to the very end, would you read it?

It would be really tempting, but I think I would have to force myself to just burn it, because I really don't want to know how and when the end is coming

4. Do you have any stuffed animals/plushies? How many?

Fuck yes, I've probably got like... 30 or 40? I get new ones every time I go to zoos and things, and I like to collect GiantMicrobes.

5. What model of phone do you have?

I have a Samsung Infuse and it's an infuriating, worthless piece of poop

6. Can you tie a tie?

Yep, I have a deep, enduring love for menswear, so I know how to tie ties and I have a few nice pairs of vintage cufflinks

7. Shoes or bare-foot?

Barefoot or flip-flops whenever possible, but when I have to get dressed up, I need a really hot pair of shoes

8. Are you wearing socks right now?

No, socks are for emergency use only

9. Do you take your shoes off in the house?

Yes, I don't like it when my feet feel constricted

10. Do you like where you live now? Where would you like to live if you had the opportunity to move?

Yes, I love where I live now (Austin) and it IS the place I moved to when I had the opportunity to relocate... and that was a big adventure (moved 1500 miles from home) so if I were to relocate again, I think I'd go for something even bigger and pick a different country... maybe Iceland.

11. What colour are your bedroom walls?

Yellow

My questions:

1. What book have you re-read the most times?

2. Favorite female celebrity?

3. What is your favorite food for snacking?

4. What do you do when you can't sleep?

5. If you were going to be famous for something, what would you want it to be?

6. What was your first fandom?

7. What is your most prized possession?

8. If you had an opportunity to be among the first people from Earth to colonize a new planet, would you go?

9. What size shoe do you wear?

10. Have you ever attended a protest?

My blog has been a Cumberbatch-free zone for 24 hours

I hope you are all prepared for the aftermath (read: I am going to be blogging the shit out of Cumberbatch today)

And then you make one friendly wager