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- Likes it rough, kinky and strange

- Stimulation to the max, do everything to him, he’s so open for weird head

- Teeth it baby hes not sensitive at all, he likes when your teeth scrape against his skin, he likes when you put a lil pressure with em too. Bite too hard though and he might slap you upside the head

- Messssyyyyyy, likes to get your face all gross and slimy with spit and snot. He likes when you look a total fool over his cock

- Face Fucker Supreme, loves the noises, the sight of it, holding your hair and using your face as a flesh light fucking rules

- Likes to do that thing where he slaps it on your face

- Might wrap his thighs around your head to hold you on his cock

- (Rim him 🥴)

- Will use his own hands to jerk himself off into your mouth so you don’t have to

- Cums on your chest most often, likes making you so yucky messy then laughing at you afterwards

Nubbins

- also a fiend for stimulation, but maybe don’t bite him, he’d get scared

- Put some focus on his balls!!! They get so taught and needy

- Likes a tight squeeze/ hard suck, If it feels like youre gonna suck him out of his fucking skin youre doing it right

- He SMELLS (hshshshahahmmmmmmm *turns into a werewolf*)

- Turns into a big pile of goo, blushy and whimpery

- Look up at him with big eyes and he’ll bust on the spot

- Takes kind of a long time to cum, he has a lot of issues with serotonin

- Cums in your mouth, he really likes to see you take him like that, it makes him feel like a Big Man

- Definitely the type to shove it in your cheek and slap/ rub the bulge

- Will hold your hair out of your face, seems like kindness but it’s mostly about efficiency

Bubba

- sweetie pie angel can hardly hold himself up when you pleasure them

- Subdued whines, whimpers and shudders the whole time, she is so sensitive!

- Will lace their fingers in your hair with their big ol hands and cradle your head gently

- Focus! On! The! Tip!!! She loves if you use the tip if your tongue to tease her tip

- He also loves if you touch the rest of his body while you’re there, massage their thighs, kiss their belly, squeeze a buttcheek, get handsy

- Go slow, too fast and you’ll end up with an unexpected mouthful of cum way too early (also hot)

- Prepare for lockjaw, she has a big dick, your mouth is going to be put to the test by their size, so its either getting good at keeping your jaw strong or finding a position that doesn’t hurt so much

- 69ing gives you a much easier angle to take him from and he’ll be eagerly pleasuring you as well

- Will likely want to fuck you if you give them head, so make sure your schedule is clear, especially if you made them cum with your mouth, they’ll want to do it again, inside of you.

- Cums suddenly and unexpectedly almost everytime, Bubba gives little to no verbal warning, so you have to watch as her fists clench, her face contorts, she bites her lip so hard, eyes rolling back and listen for whines getting more and more pathetic.

Johnny

- now, he’s clearly more experienced than the above group, but like most, getting his dick sucked is like his secret weakness

- A sadist straight out, pushes your head so he can feel his tip slip down your throat, loves making you gag, loves when tears and snot run down your face

- If you can deep throat him, he will make you do that damn near every time, and if you can’t, he’ll train you until you can, he doesn’t like to be disappointed

- Closes his eyes, leans his head back and his mouth falls open when he’s in genuine pleasure

- He likes having control but will definitely not stop you if you want to push him over and go to town, probably the only time he will let that happen

- Likes to pull out, grab you by the jaw and stuff his fingers in your throat when he’s getting close to give his dick a little cool down time

- Clenches his eyes shut when he cums

- Loveeess a throatpie, if he gets to shove himself down your throat and leave you with no choice but to swallow his cum, he’ll be a happy boy

- 50/50 he wants to fuck afterwards, sometimes he just wants to use your face and get back to work

- It’s kinky for him if he is fully clothed and you’re naked for him, it makes him feel very desired

Sissy (yaaay I finally get to talk about eating puss)

- Dominant! Face sitter, hair grabber, patronizing, just the best

- Clit clit clit loves pure clit stimulation

- Prefers the gentle licks over any sucking, will guide your head and eager tongue through pleasing her

- She will not be gentle, when she sits on your face, you have to brace your neck, but god its the best view you’ll get in your life

- Wants you to use your fingers, pays attention to the rhythms of fingers and tongue in tandem

- (RIM HEEERR)

- Squeezes your head with her thighs when she cums, hard, like suffocating hard

- Gets overstimulated after she orgasms and doesn’t want to be touched for a couple seconds (until she drags you by the hair for more)

- Would 100000% let you eat her out on her period if you want your red wings

- Drags her feet along your back and digs her heels into your shoulders when she’s on her back

Bones (Where is the smut for him? I thought this was the old man fucking website!!)

- always flattered and flustered at first, nervous and excited at the same time

- Another pile of goo of a man, pleasure like this is not common for him so he can hardly contain himself

- Will hold your jaw very sweetly in place to buck into your mouth

- Tongue work will take him out, he’ll roll his back and give you a series of very satisfying groans

- Talks you through it, “look up at me, sweetheart, just like that”

- Puts his ass to SLEEP, this is a bed time activity and do not expect anything immediately in return, he might hit it in the morning, though

- Best smelling out of the whole group bc he has a real job where he has to interact with the public, so thats a pro or con depending in your taste

- Wants to touch you the whole time, will lean and reach and just barely brush you sometimes but wants to keep the contact

- Blushes and shudders when he cums, he breathes heavy and chuckles at the sensation

- Likes to pull out and jerk himself off in your face to cum and give you a facial, but will certainly help you clean yourself off after he takes in the sight of a sweet thing covered in cum

Thomas

- um remember how i warned you about lockjaw with Bubba…… yeah, double that

- Feels a little guilty at first, like he shouldn’t be so selfish

- That feeling subsides when you enthusiastically suck him off

- Loves to have his huge balls massaged

- Eyes will be screwed shut and hands will be death gripping anything near him, his breathes get wild and airy, completely loses composure

- Likes when you use the back of his thighs or his butt as something to hold on to and pull yourself closer with

- Brushes the hair out if your face

- Use your hands too! Jerking him off with your tip in his mouth is such a sure fire way to get him to orgasm

- His legs get antsy and squirmy when he’s feeling close, he’ll twitch, shift and buck his hips in desperation

- Lets you choose where he cums, he does not have a preference and is still shocked to be in this position.

I dont know what horny ghoul or perhaps poltergeist possessed me to write this but. Youre welcome.

For now, a thought I've had for a while, at least, since Gun made that post for the Maria competition (congrats to the winner of that, god do I wish it was me-), asking for our best "final girl" moments, and how strongly they've marketer her as our final girl, I am more confident than ever in my belief that Maria DOES in fact survive the events of April 1973.

This is bolstered by the fact that Bones mentions his safe house to Johnny. Where is this safe house? Granger, Texas. Where ELSE is in Granger, Texas? The Omega Sigma Theta Sorority House.

It's interesting to me that Bones tells this to Johnny and only Johnny. Sure, this is his fault, but why wouldn't he tell Drayton, who famously moves the family around to keep them out of trouble, or Nancy, who could move them both somewhere safe and who Bones has an interesting relationship with (they bone.)? I think it's because Johnny has told Bones about Maria. That he wants to keep her, and keep her safe, and they both know that shit is gonna hit the fan in the family after the Victims are dealt with.

The events go down as I've discussed before; the family kill the Victims, bar Maria, but now see her as a liability, especially Nancy. Nancy goes in for the kill, Johnny kills Nancy to save Maria, and the pair have to run away. Maria now has nowhere to go- everyone she loves is dead apart from her mother, and the last thing she wants is to lose the only person she has left. Not to mention that Johnny has cared for her this whole time, no matter how twisted his care is, that will surely affect her. So, she goes with Johnny. Where?

Bones' safe house in Granger.

And either Johnny tries to give up the knife for a bit, genuinely settle down with her, and fails, or he never stops, and Maria either accepts him for the murderer that he is, or has to live with it because she has no other option. Either way, he ends up going to Omega Sigma Theta in October of 1978 and committing the Rush Week Massacre, and either gets out Scott free, or runs from the cops safely back to Maria's arms

Hope this is something for now!! Like I said, I'm missing Newt and I wanna get back into the game, just been absolutely swamped with uni work and also super into Outlast Trials as well as my own personal writing (speaking of, not to like, shamelessly self promote, but I actually wrote a whole original novel inspired by the dynamic between Maria, Johnny and Nancy called "Mama's Boy" that I'd someday love to try and get published, and then I'm also currently writing another novel inspired by Rush Week called "RUSH", followed a cannibal cheerleader sorority girl murdering her way through the football team and frat boys. This game is a HUGE inspiration to me 🙂‍↕️), but I will hopefully spare some time to go over some new stuff. I'm super intrigued by the Stormy version of the Slaughter House and the American flag there which I swear DOWN did not used to be there, so I'd love to discuss more about the maps and new characters and such soon 😊