#bonehead x reader

●name:Amy Y

●age:22

●Shoutout to @cyber-vi-sexual for giving me the idea to name it this lmaoooo idk why I never thought of it before😭🖐😔

●I dont write gore,gcest(Noel x Liam),or anything that'll make me uncomfortable and/or gross me out😵‍💫

THAT MEANS FUCK OFF GCESTERS‼️‼️

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Oasis

Noel Gallagher

Liam Gallagher

Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs

Paul "Guigsy" McGuigan

Gem Archer

Andy Bell

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Agenda!(aka stuff im planning)

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Fic recommendations!

Guardiollagher fics!

Kinktober 2026!

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Gene Gallagher

Anaïs Gallagher

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Blur

Damon Albarn

Graham Coxon

Alex James

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Pep Guardiola

Rayan Cherki

Erling Haaland

Rúben Dias

YOOOOOOOOO

You're so right Anon☝️😔

And what will it hold for me?[18+]

(Dilf!Bonehead x reader)

Warning:established age gap relationship, unprotected sex, semi public sex, beach sex, quiet sex, riding, cockwarming

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The warmth of the sun hit your skin, tanning you perfectly as you relaxed beside your boyfriend. He was taking some photos of the ocean as the sun began to slowly set, giving the sky some beautiful colors. "Fucking hell..." he murmured, making you giggle. "You can say that again." You joked, putting your sunglasses on. He grinned at you, leaning towards you to kiss your cheek, making you smile. "We should probably head back to the Villa soon." He nodded, silently agreeing with you. "Although..." you looked at him, lifting your sunglasses up and rested them om your head again. "Or what?" You asked, raising an eyebrow. He grinned, tilting his head slightly. "We'll have the whole beach to ourselves soon." You blushed, feeling flustered and embarrassed. "Paul!" You squeaked, making him laugh.

"Ah come on love, no one will see us! Especially if we're quiet and careful about getting caught~" you were completely caught off guard by his words. This was something you never thought he'd even suggest, let alone even think of. "Are you serious?" He nodded, reaching forward to touch your thigh. You instinctively leaned into the touch, biting your bottom lip as you pressed your thighs together. "Yeah, you're thinking about now arent you?" He grinned, "Oh dont let it get to your head you bonehead." You giggled. He pulled you onto his lap, making you gasp quietly as you felt his bulge. "Feel that? You did that~" you stared at him, face flushed and cheeks warm as you held onto him.

"P-Paul..."

"Ah ah, we gotta keep quiet love~"

He pulled his shorts down slightly, freeing his cock. You bit your lip, grinning slightly as you pushed your bikini bottom to the side. You kissed him for just a moment, blindly aligning yourself before sinking down. You nearly moaned loudly, but Bonehead silenced you with another kiss. He gripped your butt, guiding you up and down as you rode him, still kissing him sloppily but passionately. Anyone could see you two, but you didnt even care anymore. An orgasm was building up, you could feel it as you whimpered into Bonehead's mouth, pulling away to breathe. "F-Fuck love, m'gonna cum already~" he groaned, making you whimper.

"P-Please...Please..." you quietly begged, throwing your head back slightly. He moaned, pushing you down roughly before coming inside you. Your eyes nearly rolled as you clung to him, burying your face into his neck as you let out a muffled moan, orgasming with him. "F-Fuck..." he panted, gently stroking your back. You whimpered, eyes lidded and watery. "You alright love?" He asked, gently kissing wherever he could reach. You nodded, humming softly as you just held onto him...

Listen up: soooooo, I fucked up😅

I was originally going to plan on working on one series, ya know to pace myself

But now, ive come up with 4 series

This is where you guys come in

I need yall to vote on what I should focus on the most

Dedicated to my good lad @bugbugboy

(Dilf!Bonehead x male!reader)

Bugs is a good lad he is, working so hard

Giving me so many guardiollagher thoughts

We're always yapping to each other LMAOOOOO

And you know what because hes a good lad he gets a dilf!bonehead fic

I hope this is good☝️😔

Hungry for the meeting

The dinner we'll be eating

Wine that we'll be drinking

And kinky thoughts I'm thinking

All because of you

And now I've found a partner

No one can be happier than I am

And now I've found a new friend

No one can be happier than me

Prepare a meal with candles

Sweet wine and strings chosen for the purpose

Then take a bath with bubbles (bubbles)

Shape up my face

As your vacation was coming to an end, you could sense a shift in your boyfriend's mood. He was nervous, the kind of nervous you get when you have a surprise and you're desperately trying not to ruin it by just blurting it out. You didn't say anything, not wanting to ruin it by somehow pressuring him to reveal everything. Whatever surprise he had, you knew it would be nice. After all, this vacation was a surprise. You figured Bonehead would want to go on vacation after the massive reunion tour that happened last year. You were always by his side, during the tour and when he had to go through treatment, being his constant support.

Thats why he was going to propose

He wanted-no-NEEDED it to be perfect

Meeting you in 2017, when Liam was making his solo debut, it made his heart skip a beat. You two had met at a gig that Liam was performing at, he spotted you in the crowd and just...stared. admittedly, you did too. You two couldn't keep your eyes off of each other, and now here you were: admiring the view in the villa you two were staying at, closing your eyes as you inhaled the smell of the ocean before exhaling. You could feel his arms wrapping around your waist, making you softly smile. You leaned your back, nuzzling your face into the crook of his neck, making him hum in approval. "Im gonna miss this..." you admitted, voice soft, your head tilted so that you could look at him.

"Maybe we will one day."

"Yeah?"

He smiled softly, nodded before mumbling a "yeah". You smiled, gently smashing your lips against his. He turned your body, making you fully face him as he kissed you back. When you pulled away to catch your breath, you saw he had a look in his eyes, a look you were very familiar with. It made you grin eagerly, but you kept it together. "Come on you Bonehead," you teased, grabbing his wrist.

"Lets go test the bed one last time~"

HEHEHEHE COMING RIGHT UP😋☝️

Weren't you adored?[18+]

(Dilf!Bonehead x reader)

Warning:established age gap relationship, role-playing, fingering, oral(fem!receiving)

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I toooooootallly didnt use this specific song from Foo Fighters for the fic because of X-Files

Whaaaaatttt

Thats crazyyyyyy😅

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Tonight I'm tangled in my blanket of clouds

Dreaming aloud

Things just won't do without you

Matter of fact

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm on your back

I'm on your back

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm on your back

If you walk out on me

I'm walking after you

If you walk out on me

I'm walking after you

If you'd accept surrender

I'll give up some more

Weren't you adored?

I cannot be without you

Matter of fact

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"Alright baby, its really simple: just tell me what you did."

"M-M'not gonna say anything to you-"

Your eyes fluttered as they rolled, a moan escaping from your lips as detective Bonehead curled two fingers against your sweet spot, his lips on your neck as his other hand rubbed your clit. "Such a stubborn woman," he cooed, pulling his fingers out of you slowly. You bit your lip, fighting back a moan as he turned you around. "I have other ways to make you talk." You were honestly turned on by how easily he was able to get into his role. You were already on the verge of breaking character, but you kept your cool. "I-Id like to see you try....detective~" he smirked slightly, lifting you onto the desk. He sat your legs on his shoulder, nuzzling his face against your inner thighs. You whimpered, covering your mouth as you watched him.

"Ah ah ah, dont cover your mouth." He grabbed your wrist, pulling it away from your mouth. Before you could even protest, you suddenly squeaked and moaned, feeling Bonehead push his tongue inside you. Your eyes rolled as you gripped his shoulders, his nose brushing against your sensitive clit. You were gonna lose your mind, he felt too good, and you were gonna break. "F-Fuck! Paul!" You whimpered, squirming in place. But he doubled down, gripping your thighs as pushed as far as he could, moaning against you and lapping up your juices. "M-M'gonna cum!" You sobbed, breaking character. At this point, the role play was over. Bonehead was focused on making you cum, so he didn't pull away at all.

"Come fer me~"

You sobbed out a loud moan, your thighs squeezing his head slightly as you orgasmed. Bonehead groaned against you, your slick and juices soaking his beard and dripping down his chin. You laid down on the desk, twitching and shaking as you came down from your high. Bonehead pulled away, panting as he wiped his face with his sleeve. He sat up, looking at you in awe. "Fuck me love, you're a goddess..." you managed to smile, struggling to sit up. He helped you up, taking the opportunity to kiss you.

"That was really hot babe."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, we should do that more often~"

BAHAHAHAHA I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA REQUEST THAT

IT SHALL BE DONE

I wanna fall into you[18+]

(Dilf!Bonehead x male!reader)

Warning:established age gap relationship(reader is 24), public sex kinda??, bathroom sex, unprotected sex, handjob, multiple creampies, idk what else to tag😅, just read the fic bro👋😪

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It doesn't matter what I say

'Cause it always seems you're taking

Me the wrong way

But if you could read my mind you'd see

I fight myself all the time

When I see you I surrender

Unconditional love, love, love

Unconditional love, love

Standing on a wilder shore

I got my head up in the clouds, oh

I ain't got no sense of direction now

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"H-Ha...ha...P-Paul..."

"Shhhh baby...keep quiet, we wouldn't wanna get caught now would we?"

You whimpered, covering your mouth while gripping the edge of the sink. You could feel his belly slapping against your skin as he pounded you, making your eyes water as you whimpered and moaned. "You're such a dirty boy, arent you Y/N?" He cooed, grabbing your dick and stroking it. "A-Ah! Daddy!" You cried out, your hand slipping from your mouth to grab onto his arm. "F-Fuck, fuck, you feel so nice and tight baby. M'gonna cum inside ya now~" your Adam's apple bobbled as you struggled to even think,"p-please, please, please." He quickened his pace as his hips slammed against you.

"A-Ah! Paul!"

"Y-Y/N!"

You both moaned as you came together. You could feel Bonehead painting your insides with his cum, and your cum dripping onto the pub bathroom floor. Bonehead panted, letting go of your cock to squeeze your neck, making you whimper.

"Who's my good boy?"

"I-I am..."

"Say it again."

"I-Im your good boy daddy~"

(Pre fame!Bonehead x reader)

No warning necessary for once lol, just implied smut😌☝️

Okay so like, bugboy and I were yapping about Bonehead

And while we were talking about my upcoming dilf bonehead series, he requested this:

So

Here were are lol

Oh! Speaking of the Bonehead series, I will be releasing something as a test to see if yall would like the series

Basically a really smutty fic with a part 2 that has some sweet aftercare

I know you guys are mainly here for Liam and Noel fics(and sometimes Gem and Damon)BUT DAMN IT THE OTHER MEMBERS NEED LOVE TOO😫🖐

*cough cough*

Anyways😁

Enjoy!

The devil will find work for idle hands to do

I stole and I lied, and why?

Because you asked me to

But now you make me feel so ashamed

Because I've only got two hands

Well, I'm still fond of you

Oh, oh

So what difference does it make?

Oh, what difference does it make?

Oh, it makes none

But now you have gone

And your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight

Oh, the devil will find work for idle hands to do

I stole, and then I lied

Just because you asked me to

But now you know the truth about me

You won't see me anymore

Well, I'm still fond of you

Oh, oh

"F-Fucking hell Y/N..."

"Shhhh, relax Paul: wouldn't want people to look at us, now would we~"

You two were at a party with the rest of Oasis. Noel was in the corner, sulking quietly with Guigsy, while Tony and Liam were getting hammered and belligerent. Bonehead didnt want to get involved with any of that, but he still drank and so did you. He was tipsy, and you were horny. You both knew that the bathrooms and bedrooms were 100% occupied by other party patrons, so really you had no other choice. You wanted him, you always did when you were tipsy. You held his face with one hand, and touched his chest with the other, slowly making out with him while teasingly grinding against him. His eyes fluttered and his Adam's apple bobbled, you smirked into the kiss as you felt his bulge growing in his pants.

"Y-Y/N...I need ya..." he whimpered as you pulled away. "Yeah? Ya do?" You slid your hand up his shirt, making him quietly gasp and groan. "But we're in public Boney~"you reminded him, pretending to act innocent. He gritted his teeth and grabbed your hips, keeping you in place. "You're such a fucking tease, ya know that?" he growled quietly, nipping your ear lobe. You giggled quietly, feeling yourself getting wet with excitement. He suddenly dove into your neck, licking and nipping at it. You panted, trying to keep your voice down. But of course, Liam noticed you two. "Oi! Fucking get a room ya lot!" He yelled, drunkenly laughing. Bonehead pulled away, face red in embarrassment.

"Fuck off Liam!"

(Dilf!Bonehead x reader x dilf!Noel)

Warning:age gap(reader is 24), unprotected sex, birthday sex, throat fucking, creampie mentioned

I was lowkey bored and scrolling through old comments on my fics and saw this one from @bugbugboy :

So now here we are lol

CONSIDER THIS A PROPER BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR NOELIE I GUESS IDK LMAOOOOO

Oh and here's your tag @sleekfatetower lol

"O-Oh fuck! F-Fucking hell Boney, where the fuck did ya find this bird? Her mouth is fucking incredible~"

Bonehead grinned, gripping your hips as he pounded you. Your head dangled off the edge of the bed as Noel fucked your throat, gripping your neck and feeling the bulge with his thumbs. "Found her at the club, been banging her since then. Figured you'd want a taste, since its yer birthday." Bonehead managed to explain, letting a few moans slip in. Noel chuckled breathless, gently stroking your neck. Your eyes fluttered and rolled as you gagged, taking both Noel and Bonehead at the same time. They were both big: Bonehead stretching and reshaping your pussy, and Noel burying his big fat cock down your throat. "S-Shit-fuck-coming!" Noel groaned, deepthroating you as he came. You coughed and gagged, feeling his cum pour down your throat.

You struggled a little to swallow it, feeling it spill out as Noel slowly pulled out. "Had your fill?" Bonehead joked, making Noel breathlessly laugh and flip him off. "Fuck you, fill her up already. Or else, I'll be taking yer turn." He teased, gently smacking his dick against your cheek. You whimpered from the thought, a quiet moan escaping from your lips. Bonehead grunted, grabbing you and pulling you up towards him, sinking you further into his cock. You moaned, gripping onto his fur coat while he gripped your hips. "C-Come on love, lets prove him wrong~" he moaned, fucking you faster. Noel sat back and watched, stroking his cock and moaning quietly. "Fucking hell Boney, dont break the poor girl." He joked, making Bonehead groan and flip him off.

This was gonna be a long night