If I had to do an exaggerated American accent... ...I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to do that.

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If I had to do an exaggerated American accent... ...I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to do that.

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I realized a while ago
Mario is basically Mickey Mouse, but with "Itallian" instead of "mouse."
Take Mickey Mouse, then replace everything mouse-related with "Italian" and related stereotypes. Boom.
Even the voice Especially the voice.
I don't think this was on purpose. But think about it.
Wait Why are matches called matches? What are they matching? What does a fire starter have to do with matching?
A cymbal is like a bell that got run over.
Me, probably.
What if 3D printing does for real life what CGI has done for movies?

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Bonehead epiphany
I realized.
Kitchen mixers look an awful lot like the lovechild between R2-D2 and a xenomprph.
Do with this information what you will.
I just realized, I tend to use the word "flail" to mean "to exert effort in vain." That's... not quite what that word means.
You guys.
Dogs can see backwards in time. But with their nose.