bro... bro your hair has gotten so long... bro let me put it up for you so it doesn't get in your beautiful eyes. nah bro it won't be gay, i swear, we definitely won't be experiencing deeply repressed homoerotic emotions as i gently run my fingers through your hair. we won't be going to bed tonight alone and then remember the feeling of my fingers against your scalp and worry we'll never experience it again. i promise bro











