#boiling-with-rage

YOU WANT A GOLD STAR? A FLESH STAR? HERE LEMME CUT A CHUNK OUT OF THIS CORPSE FOR YA YOU KNOW YOU WANT A HUNK OF THIS THING

Bill, put the corpse down, if you would,

I see you're trying to be good.

A compliment! That's very kind—

The flesh star, though? Let's leave behind.

I appreciate you noticed verse,

It means a lot (the corpse? much worse).

You're learning how to give out praise,

Just... work on less violent ways.

So thank you, Bill, for noticing,

NICE TO SEE A FELLOW ME THAT STILL HAS COMMON BILL SENSE, AND HASN'T GONE SOFT! GROSS.

I’VE SEEN HIM PLENTY IN THE PAST FEW YEARS BUT NEVER PAYED HIM ANY MIND BECAUSE HE WAS STEALING MY THUNDER

WHO IS HE WHERE IS HE FROM AND HOW DO I FIND HIM

Oh hi AU dad!! Awww is someone jealous? Don't worry, you'll always be my #1 3-sided menace!

That would be Yung Venuz (or YV, or just Venuz). He's kind of a living meme/shitpost, but he's also pretty cool! He's an alien from Venus who also just so happens to be the God of Guns. He's a cool guy who loves rap, money, of course, guns. He speaks in a mix of Venusian and beatboxing, though he is capable of speaking English (and maybe other languages too).

YV lives in a huge mansion on Venus with his... cousin? Nephew? Some type of relative I presume, named Yung Cuz. He has a stupid amount of money and can do basically whatever he wants with it. He once bought The Bank only to turn it into a club, and he uses weapons made out of gold just simply because he can. He also hates the police (popo). I think the two of you would get along if you ever met! just a couple of slightly unhinged triangles causing some havoc.

Originally, he appeared in the game Gun Godz as the final boss, (though some theorize that he is actually the player character fighting his way up to Gun God status). He also makes an appearance as a playable character in the game Nuclear Throne.

If you're wondering why I've been posting about him so much, it's because I challenged myself to draw YV every day until his official Twitter account became active again and interacted with my art. Well, that ended up happening in less than 2 weeks after I started the challenge! So to make things more fun, I decided to extend it to 100 days, because I originally thought it would be really funny for the art on my socials to randomly be flooded with at least 100 drawings of this obscure videogame character.

Another version of Bill... this is just as intriguing as it is dangerous. The Book Of Bill was one thing, but other versions of you bleeding into other dimensions is... greatly worrying. I am willing to try and give you the benefit of the doubt, however, I am going to remain cautious in any and all interactions with you. I will have to inform my family about this.

Note to self: Ask great niece to restock the shack's unicorn hair supply. Could never be too prepared.

Giving you an incredibly suspicious side-eye,

Stanford Pines.

P.S: If you so much as lay a finger on my family, I will not hesitate to blast you into the next few dimensions over. As Stanley would say; "Get bent".

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