#bobamon

submitted by: hasook-awaii 

There once was a girl named Hana who was the greatest and most fantastical person ever lived.  She fell in love with Amon, and Amon fell in love with her.  But there was just one problem.  And his name was Boba.

You see, Hana and Boba met at a coffee shop named Bobamon Cafe a while ago when they sat beside each other and realized that they were both watching a pro-bending tournament online (Hana was cheering for Mako and Hasook, both of whom are her sassy gay friends.  And Bolin too.  Who could forget Bolin?!).  Boba, however, was cheering for the opposing team (which consisted of a girl also named Hana, and a girl named Simoa, and a girl named Grace, and their team name was The Kawaii Turtles.  

They started arguing over which team was better, The Fire Ferrets or The Kawaii Turtles.  And then arguing turned to getting to know each other, and then it turned in to Boba giving Hana his number (to call him maybe. OTL).

Amon found out about this Boba guy when he was doing laundry, and he found the phone number (PLOT PROGRESSION!) and prepared to take his tapiocas away (code for "Bending". I love puns).  He confronted Hana about the phone number, but she just tell him that they're just friends.  

Enraged; Amon smashes the nearest thing there is to him (which was, sadly, his mask).  Hana tells him desperately to calm down, but he won't.  He stalks out of their house and went to haunt down Boba.  

Amon finds Boba in the same coffee shop Hana and Boba met -- The Bobamon Cafe.  He points at him angrily.  "How dare you make a move on my Hana!"

Boba is utterly confused by this.  "What?  No, we're just friends!"

"WELL HANA AND I STARTED OUT AS JUST FRIENDS ALSO!  NOW WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" 

"I'm sorry--"  Boba looks at Amon for his name.

"Amon."

"I'm sorry, Amon.  Look, I admit, I have feelings for Hana, but she did tell me she was engaged.  Now that I've seen the type of husband you are, I'm fighting for her!"

"Well you can't."

"Can too."

"Can not."

"Can too."

"CAN NOT!" Amon yelled.

Then Ikki showed up out of nowhere and started rambling. "Why are you guys yelling?  Are you in a fight?  You guys make a cute couple! Why do you smell like a woman?  Are you guys fighting over what to get?  The coffee's really good!"

Amon groaned.  Boba sighed.  Then, suddenly, Boba started laughing.  "You passed my test, woman-smelling-man."

Amon was confused.  "What test?"

"Look, I'm in a relationship already."

"Then why'd you threaten to take Hana away?!"

"Hey! I gotta see if you'll fight for her!  We're bros (I brotp you guys now)!"

"Then who are you in a relationship with?!"

"Don't tell anyone... but... It's Zuko."

Suddenly Hana showed up with Meelo and Jinora behind her.  "Ikki!  What'd I tell you about running off like that?!"

Ikki pointed at the two men before her.  "These two stranger men who smell like women confuses me!"

"Amon?!  Boba?"

"Er...Hi, honey-bunchkins," Amon said.

Hana raised an eyebrow and tapped her foot.  "Explain."

"ZUKO IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH BOBA."

"I already knew that!  I was trying to explain before you left!  Then I bumped into Tenzin and had to baby sit these kids and thought I'd take them here for a treat and--wait.. You still haven't answered my question."

Amon sighed.  "Let's just say that I got this all mixed up and I was jealous and I'm sorry.  Forgive me?"

Hana smiled.  "Apology accepted.  Now c'mon, let's take the kids to the carnival or something."

"Will it have rides?  Like roller coasters and ferry wheels and the spinning tea cups and oh!  Is there going to be a castle like that theme park where we could meet princesses and princes-"

"I read a romantic novel about a couple who went to a carnival, but the boy died in an accident and the girl got so sad she burnt the carnival down and then threw herself in a volcano!  It was so touching."

"I WANNA CACTUS JUICE!  BEEP BEEP.  Where's the toilet?"

"Meelo-- no that is not a toilet!"

The End

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Grace.......................... GRACE. I don't know what to say. For those of you who don't know, my friend Grace just submitted this to me to cheer me up because I have been going through a rather solemn time. What do I love more than Amon, Boba, and Grace? :') Thank you so much for making me smile, my lovely friend, I'll treasure this 10ever!

Also, my favorite part:

Amon found out about this Boba guy when he was doing laundry, and he found the phone number (PLOT PROGRESSION!) and prepared to take his tapiocas away (code for "Bending". I love puns).

Amon doing laundry. I can't. And omg "take his tapiocas away" .......you need to stop (but really don't ever stop omg)