Mar 11
Some good ol fashioned Bort for your troubles~
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Some good ol fashioned Bort for your troubles~
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Bart x Bob
God- sometimes it's lonely being a sideshow bob shipper, specifically meaning a bort shipper and a self shipper as well as finding joy on ships that specifically have bob in them-
I love seeing all the self insert x bob ships specifically but damn senpai don't like a bort shipper following them, I wanna see the pretty art :(
BIG BELLY
every day i’ll continue to make insane posts
art cred
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
belated: drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Jun 2022 [27. Bort]
Fandom(s): The Simpsons
Pairing: Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger x Bartholomew "Bart" Simpson
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Estimated Age Difference(s): In series 1, Bart is 10, and Sideshow Bob is Krusty's sidekick, at one point stated to be 43. So, there's a 33 year age difference
Subship(s): Luntz [Lisa x Nelson]
Smithurns [Smithers x Burns]
Larl [Lenny x Carl]
*among others*
Amount I've Invested: series 18-29 plus some earlier and some later
Uh oh… || The Day Of The Jackanapes, Season 12
A Danger to Your Being
“If I couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me, why would I trust anyone with my baby?”
Homer and Marge are still together, somehow, but they have never been the best parents. From a young age, Bart was the screwup while Lisa was the nerd, and Maggie just played cute. Any time the kids broke the mold as they grew up, their parents would distance themselves instead of adapting. Bart and Lisa changed their religions to atheism and Buddhism, respectively.
Their parents teamed up with the reverend to try and convert them back with ‘the power of Christmas’. They even turned Maggie against them. Lisa decided to be a jazz artist, to be a vegetarian. Bart was diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia, but his parents were still disappointed with his grades. By the time he started high school, he’d lost all trust in his parents. His dad would reach for his neck, and his mom would only grumble.
“What’s this I hear about you and Milhouse shooting at the streetlamps, Boy?”
Bart snuck into his bedroom using the junk piled out in the back, most of it stolen from the Flanders’ family over the years. Maggie had been waiting for him, having set up a trap to wake her up if she fell asleep. Which she did.
“They were just pebbles, Homer,” the freshman retorted, edging away. “Just a damn slingshot.”
“I’ll show you a damn slingshot!”
By the time he graduated with Lisa, he’d lost all trust in Maggie. The nine-year-old sells him out for kicks. She doesn’t stow it away as Lisa would do, and she doesn’t immediately bribe him as Bart would do. She just runs and tattles, watching smugly as he’s punished – even after already being beaten by a group of college students just because he’s past curfew. Homer has always been abusive, and Marge just lets it happen.
“And yet you’ve been intimate with me for the past five years,” off and on is left unsaid. “Am I not a danger to your being?”