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In memory of James Senese Thanks for all the good vibes

Idris Khan, 'Underneath the Willow,' 2022,

Oil on Gesso,

82 5/8 × 68 1/2 in. (210 × 174 cm),

It’s said there was this couple that had a great idea for their baby boy name. They Thought Hunter and Christian were too common for their child. They agreed on calling their precious boy Revel with a “v” and not a “b”. It was a Grave mistake.

Revel got mocked to death by all his classmates and that only made him behave like a good boy even more. When he walked by their side they kids yelled things like:  "Hey, it's Revel without a cause", "Our troubled youth" or even "Did you parents even finish 3rd grade?". Just terrible things. The worst things ever.

One day while he was on his phone and had a cold and wasn’t able to breathe well he started to see things. He started believing that was from some Asian country and instead of holding his phone was holding some book and kept repeating “Buckle in buckaroo” over and over again. When he snapped out of it it was too late and his parents were there and they were laughing at him the whole time. He felt that had enough and grabbed a pillow and killed one of them with it. He kept screaming. “I am Revel and you made me!” until that parent stopped moving. He them went for the other and smothered that parent too to death. Revel, after realizing what he did in real life, placed his parents back into bed. The police rulled out as they died by accident after Revel told them that tried to shake them and he wasn’t sure how they were when first saw them. 

Now Revel is out there hiding his face and killing whoever knew him because let’s face it Revel is a stupid name and who in the world is so cruel? I was gonna call my kid Philo (sounds like edgy in Spanish) but now I have to go back on that because I don’t want to have this happen to me and my fiancee.