#bluetato

1. introduce yourselves. who are you? what do you like to do?

i'm tato!! there isn't a whole lot to do in the underground, but i've taken to helping out at muffet's during the weekdays! she's just been super kind to my little brother and i since coming to snowdin, so i do my best to repay her for it.

OH COME ON STARLIGHT, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. SHE'S KIND BECAUSE SHE ADORES YOU TWO! KINDNESS ISN'T GIVEN WITH THE EXPECTATION OF REPAYMENT.

*sigh* i knowwww. sorry, it just makes me feel better about it.

NO NEED FOR APOLOGIES, YOU JUST NEED TO GO EASIER ON YOURSELF.

....OH, RIGHT! THE QUESTION!! HELLO THERE!! MY NAME IS SANS, THOUGH I'M TOLD THERE'S A NUMBER OF PEOPLE WITH THAT NAME, SO I ALSO GO BY BLUE SOMETIMES! IT'S QUITE STRANGE REALLY, I NEVER EXPECTED IT TO BE SO COMMON. I SPEND MOST DAYS TRAINING WITH ALPHYS TO BE AN ENFORCER OF OUR QUEEN'S LAWS AND PEACE IN THE UNDERGROUND, AND I'M PROGRESSING QUITE WELL!

welllllll.....most of her laws. isn't it technically treason to be harboring humans? you've got two living under your roof, sweets.

O-OH, RIGHT. BUT!! SURELY IF SHE KNEW HOW LOVELY YOU WERE, SHE'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION! I WOULD JUST....REALLY RATHER NOT RISK IT.

2. how was your first meeting like?

OH GOSH, I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. I WAS OUT ON PATROL AS PER USUAL, UNTIL TWO HUMANS STUMBLED OUT FROM THE FOREST WE HAVE SURROUNDING THE PATH TO SNOWDIN, NEARLY FROZEN IN THEIR BOOTS! APPARENTLY PAPYRUS HAD SPOOKED THEM SO MUCH WITH HIS HORRIBLE PRANK THAT THEY RAN OFF INTO THE TREES AND GOT LOST!

ughhhhhhh yeah, it's really embarrassing to think about. dakota and i thought we were about to be stalker bait, so we kept running unil we couldn't find our way back. it was pure luck that we bumped into you, and that you were kind enough to let us into your home when we had nowhere else to go.

WELL, I COULDN'T JUST LEAVE YOU OUT THERE TO FREEZE! PLUS, IT ALSO MEANT I GOT TO LIVE WITH A VERY CUTE HUMAN POPSICLE, SO IT'S A WIN-WIN!!

3. how did you get together? who confessed first?

i'm not sure if it counts as a confession per se....

IT TOTALLY DID.

pfft, well, dakota and i had been living with sans and papyrus for a while. we were all having fun while paps had been at muffet's and it led to an inevitable tickle war. dakota had fled to the bathroom to escape, the traitor, leaving me to fend for myself.

I HAD HER WHEEZING ON THE GROUND IN SECONDS. HONESTLY, I HADN'T EXPECTED HER TO BE SO TICKLISH! OUR LAUGHTER DIED DOWN, AND I JUST....GOT LOST IN THOSE EYES. HARDLY REALIZED WHAT I WAS DOING UNTIL I KISSED HER!

oh jeez, i still get butterflies just thinking about it-

4. what are your thoughts on pda?

I SOMEWHAT HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT IT. AS MUCH AS I ADORE SHOWING THAT WE BELONG TO EACH OTHER, TATO CAN BE AN ABSOLUTE DEVIANT AT TIMES!

heheheheh, i guess it has kind of become a game to figure out the best ways to fluster you when we're out and about. i'm sorry angelbite, but it's really the cutest thing.

MWEH!

5. how do you show your affection towards each other/what are your love languages?

honestly, cuddles have to be my favorite thing to show affection, or just spending quality time together in general.

I SUPPOSE WE DO SPEND MOST NIGHTS IN FOR CUDDLES, DON'T WE? I DO LOVE BEING ABLE TO HOLD YOU CLOSE, AND I SOMETIMES LEAVE LITTLE NOTES OF ENCOURAGEMENT FOR HER TO FIND BEFORE I HEAD OUT FOR MY EARLY-MORNING JOG!

6. who's more introverted and who's more extroverted?

oh gosh, you're definitely more extroverted than i could ever dream of being! i can only be around groups of people for so long before needing alone time to recharge. really, i don't know how you do it, angelbite.

MWEH HEH HEH! IT'S ONLY NATURAL THAT THE COOLEST GUY HAS THE COOLEST GIRLFRIEND AND THE CHARISMA OF A TRUE ROLE MODEL!!

7. who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

WITH THE RECENT SURGE OF MAGIC THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND AND SUBSEQUENT GROWTH SPURT IN SEVERAL MONSTERS, ESPECIALLY BOSS MONSTERS, YOU'D THINK THAT I WAS THE BIG SPOON! BUT WE USUALLY TAKE TURNS!

sometimes i'll have an off day and need to have him surrounding me, and other times he really needs to be held and assured that i'm here for him! it depends on the day, honestly!

MWEH HEH HEH, OH MY STARS IT MUST BE QUITE THE SIGHT. A HUMAN CLINGING TO THE BACK OF A HULKING SKELETON NEARLY THREE TIMES HER SIZE! I BET SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BACKPACK.

hey! do not!!

AW, DON'T WORRY DEAREST, YOU'RE -MY- LITTLE BACKPACK~

8. what do you like doing together the most?

IF I HAD TO CHOOSE....I'D SAY WHEN THE FOUR OF US ARE ALL TOGETHER, WHETHER IT'S HAVING DINNER, PLAYING GAMES, OR JUST WATCHING A MOVIE. SINCE THEY'RE STAYING UNDERGROUND, TATO, MY BROTHER AND MYSELF HAVE ALL TAKEN IT UPON OURSELVES TO RAISE DAKOTA TO HAVE AS NORMAL OF A LIFE AS POSSIBLE. IN LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT, IT REALLY FEELS LIKE....A FAMILY, IN A WAY I'D ONLY DREAMED OF.

...DEAREST? ARE YOU CRYING?

n-no, sorry, i just.....couldn't agree more.

9. tell us a fun fact about the other!

despite paps' reputation, blue actually has quite the sweet tooth himself! new cookies and pastries muffet has taught me how to bake will only last a couple days once he's caught whiff of them!

IT TRULY IS A CURSE, THOUGH IT EXPLAINS WHY IT SEEMS I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF YOU~

oh my god-

OH! FUN FACT! TATO HAS A SMALL CRYSTAL FROM WATERFALL THAT SHE ALWAYS CARRIES AROUND FOR GOOD LUCK.

it's probably just because of the color, but it always reminds me of you, angelbite.

OH YEAH, I'D BEEN MEANING TO ASK, WHAT'S WITH THE NICKNAME? I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU USE THAT ONE BEFORE!

it seemed fitting, what with the heavenly things you can do with those teeth.

mWEH-?!

10. tag other selfshippers and their f/os.