#bluestarry

"To be quite honest, this isn't how they expected the day to go when they woke up this morning."

To be quite honest, this isn't how they expected the day to go when they woke up this morning. But now well, now Lex was in the fucking Witchwoods.

Not only was she in the fucking Witchwoods, but something was chasing her. Her breath came in heavy gasps and heaves as she leaped over the fallen tree and pressed herself against the ground to try and hide.

The heavy thundering footsteps slammed into the ground and she had to shove her hand into her mouth in order to not scream out in terror. The giant creature screamed out into the forest and she heard its sharp claws scraping against the dirt and fallen leaves.

i am not as popular as yall think i am lmao

"Lex, listen to me about this," the General's voice was soft and calm, and part of it comforted her, but the rest of her mind continued to scream out in protest against the man she still refused to trust. "We don't know why you or your sister have powers, and I'm trying to work with you on this."

I'll start with Paul!

Favourite thing about them: He is willing to do a lot for his friends, probably not die for them, but he is willing to like Idk stab a bitch for them.

Least favourite thing about them: The fact that he doesn't like musicals, like who doesn't like musicals? (Him I guess)

Favourite line: "No thankssssssssss," From when Emma coughs up blood onto him.

brOTP: Him and Bill dude. They are friends and I love their friendship so much. Paul would kill for Bill. :)

OTP: Paulkins because duh.

nOTP: Idk, him and Ted because Idk but that just doesn't sound... right to me?

Random headcanon: He is autistic. :)

Unpopular opinion: I don't know... uh, he's kinda boring as the main character when we first meet him? Idk.

Song I associate with them: I'm Not Fine by Blixemi (yeah I used to be a warrior cats kid shut up...)

Favourite picture of them: :)

And now time for Hannah!

Favourite thing about them: Almost everything Hannah is a precious bean and I will die for her.

Least favourite thing about them: Not enough stimming in my opinion, I think she should just have like more stimming or just fidgeting movements.

Favourite line: *the entirety of Tomorrow Will Come*

brOTP: Her and Ethan are adorable and he is the best older brother/dad even if he can be a bit physically rough with her sometimes. (Just my headcanon.)

OTP: She is a child.

nOTP: Everyone dude, don't ship child characters. OR CHILD ACTORS

Random headcanon: She likes to draw using oil pastels, but she only gets them sometimes due to the fact that they are expensive for good quality ones.

Unpopular opinion: I feel like she was underutilised in Black Friday.

Song I associate with them: I'm not sure why but just any Indigo Girls song because she just kinda radiates with country music lesbian energy.

Favourite picture of them:

anyways it appears you too are confused in the way of the allos

allosexuals will never make sense, and i have just given up trying to understand them

just why do you even get hot when you look at people???

just w h y

i mean people are vry pretty to look at, but a physical sensation?

....

anyways heres a cw show rec, but it's like the once exception and is Very Good

May i introduce you to Legends of Tomorrow, a show with great rep, a shaky first season, but just gets progressively wackier and crazy (affectionate) as the show goes on, compared to other cw shows that get wackier and crazier (derogatory, smh)

i promise you wont regret it

however i do have problems with the way CW treats some of the characters but not the writers dw

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Blood

Blade

Magic

Song

His hands were stained red with blood as he furiously tried to scrub them clean in the small bathroom sink. Glancing up at his reflection he saw the spatters of blood covering his face, it was much worse than he thought. He was lucky that he didn't track any blood into the apartment, but that didn't change the fact that his clothes were soaked with blood.

He dragged the formerly white towel over his face and stared into his reflection. He stared at the same eyes of the man who currently laid dead in a dumpster behind his office building.

Cowboy - Why does everyone think I have good taste in music when it is either starkid or podcasts? Idk, but yes I say cows when I see them because they are big good boys and I love them. :)

Gae - Incredibly true, I am gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.